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I don't even know what to make of this. Just a bunch of handlers scrambling around a sundowning senile cult leader to try to make it less embarrassing? That isn't even necessary considering how almost all of his devotees are all-in no matter what.

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's like every single candidate in the 2024 race is trying to lose

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

PSL landslide then?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

sad-boi "This isn't the McDonald's drive through, why do I have to entertain the poors tonight?"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] REgon@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted him 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I had completely forgotten about this bit on the subreddit

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I don’t think it was an r/cth thing, I think it was just a general reddit brain bit

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lmao it's the undertakers theme. He does have Paul Bearer vibes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Was trump-moist expecting The Undertaker to show up and then didn't?

[–] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

BY GOD IT'S THE UNDERTAKER FROM THE TOP ROPE!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hear Chopin's Marche Funèbre.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

it's actually the undertaker's theme (as in the wrestler)

he recently endorsed trump so maybe that's why, assuming this is real

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Undertaker's theme song is one of the most instantly recognizable pieces of music in wrestling. Based on Chopin's Funeral March, a piece for the piano, according to Jim Johnston [...] ---some redditor

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but there’s no way this is real. Trump did not come out to the undertaker theme song. I just don’t believe it.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Isn't The Undertaker one of his supporters?

Maybe he was supposed to show up that time and didn't.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

he's in his Yeezus phase

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

US electoralism not beating the kayfabe allegations.