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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh I'm SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

josus-stalin good to go ✅

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wet noodle not allowed... unbelievable.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Walrus is what haters who can't grow one call the Selleck.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 days ago

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

A chart of the 35 genders

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….

I try to keep it very short though

I'd rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I mean, there's a reason for this, and it's backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Hulihee Du Bois

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Literally 2084

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn't an option I'd have a gay little pencil mustache.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Gasmasks are the reason shitler adopted his toothbrush moustache, thusly ruining it generations to come

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.