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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah we see you you flying jackass. The war on christmas can't last forever. You have to evade anti-aircraft fire every year, we've only got to dome Blitzen one time and it's over for you.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 41 minutes ago

We have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always.

[–] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The man dressed in red who gives gifts based on need and virtue? Sounds like he's a commie himself and trying to throw off the scent.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Christmas is actually leftist infighting

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

that whole acct has been having a week long cope session over endorsing trump lmao, 80% of its replies are from crypto grifters

[–] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 36 minutes ago

I HOLD THE LINE AT HALLOWEEN!!

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 45 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 16 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

white monkey dream job

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 25 points 5 hours ago

Woah, didn't realize Xi visited Matt Christman!

10 years hard labour

I only need 10 minutes

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

pepe-silvia More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago

living in a surveillance state

that's basically any conservative christian household tbh

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That is clearly a revisionist pretenting to be Comrade Claus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago

That’s ok…science will bring me presents!

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

But santa, you wear red and give out toys for free. thonk

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 5 hours ago

he over works elves and gives gifts to rich kids, he's a nordic social democrat

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 27 points 6 hours ago

He also looks like he just made the 5th place in a Karl Marx cosplay competition

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 25 points 6 hours ago

Santa travels around the world freely while the elves are in extreme weather 430 miles away from any landmass. Its not like they can just walk outta there. Its the perfect place to do slave labor disgost

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 hours ago

Of course western santa is anti communist, Ded Moroz would never do such a thing

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 17 points 6 hours ago

Did you know that communism was invented by the Ukrainian Jewish Catholic Monk Lev Thissed in 1457?

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 24 points 7 hours ago

when the elves ask for an 8-hour workday