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this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Well yeah, we're mad that rich kids get more presents. We WILL distribute them equally.
Yeah we see you you flying jackass. The war on christmas can't last forever. You have to evade anti-aircraft fire every year, we've only got to dome Blitzen one time and it's over for you.
We have only to be lucky once, you will have to be lucky always.
The man dressed in red who gives gifts based on need and virtue? Sounds like he's a commie himself and trying to throw off the scent.
Christmas is actually leftist infighting
that whole acct has been having a week long cope session over endorsing trump lmao, 80% of its replies are from crypto grifters
I HOLD THE LINE AT HALLOWEEN!!
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Woah, didn't realize Xi visited Matt Christman!
10 years hard labour
I only need 10 minutes
More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!
living in a surveillance state
that's basically any conservative christian household tbh
But santa, you wear red and give out toys for free. 
he over works elves and gives gifts to rich kids, he's a nordic social democrat
He also looks like he just made the 5th place in a Karl Marx cosplay competition
Thatβs okβ¦science will bring me presents!
That is clearly a revisionist pretenting to be Comrade Claus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Santa travels around the world freely while the elves are in extreme weather 430 miles away from any landmass. Its not like they can just walk outta there. Its the perfect place to do slave labor 
Of course western santa is anti communist, Ded Moroz would never do such a thing
when the elves ask for an 8-hour workday
Did you know that communism was invented by the Ukrainian Jewish Catholic Monk Lev Thissed in 1457?