Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries
Slop.
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"Mexicanized" is a great word
He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?
Smoking was healthy for you.
Considered* healthy
I'm candies and rich (vegan) pastries
This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.
They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.
White boys in America are still getting circumcised to this day because of it.
I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine
Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse.
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suit
When you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a
I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca
also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"
Real "Bart for Anarchy" moment.
starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas
Laudanum leads to pickles D:
Cocaine (coca) is another gateway drug to gingerale. :scared:
🙏i won't become karl schrock
Plenty of Pickles
Wtf is "piecing between the meals"?
they hadn't invented snacking yet
Pre-treat era.
Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb “piece” is “chiefly dialectal” and means “to eat between meals” or “nibble at snacks.” [1]
I’m more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps
and that open grave at the bottom definitely isn't to code
not the pickles 😱
It's simply too spicy for white people. Don't take chances.
I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.
BE CAREFUL!
I feel like the coca is where they went wrong here
How so? Because it's out of place within its grouping?
Were coca leaves something you could buy at the drug store in the Victorian era?
I don't think you could buy leaves, just syrups and tonics that contained it
nah gotta be its future use to fund right-wing paramilitary groups in south america by the CIA
You're right. I was silly for asking.
Fuck, I knew it was Mexican's fault
Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces