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Dear Chapo,
A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I'm very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?
P.S. Tag yourself.
I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse. 
I am currently abusing hot sauce as we speak.
Well that and alcohol. Love my spicy chelada.
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starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas
Laudanum leads to pickles D:
Cocaine (coca) is another gateway drug to gingerale. :scared:
๐i won't become karl schrock
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suit
When you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a 
I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.
BE CAREFUL!
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Plenty of Pickles 
Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries
Wtf is "piecing between the meals"?
they hadn't invented snacking yet
Pre-treat era.
Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb โpieceโ is โchiefly dialectalโ and means โto eat between mealsโ or โnibble at snacks.โ [1]
not the pickles ๐ฑ
It's simply too spicy for white people. 
Don't take chances. 
Iโm more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps
and that open grave at the bottom definitely isn't to code
I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca
also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"
Mom! I have a cold. Can I have some cough syrup?
No! Before we know it you'll be eating pickles, drinking tea and rolling down the stairs blackout drunk!
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Fuck, I knew it was Mexican's fault
Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces
I feel like the coca is where they went wrong here
How so? Because it's out of place within its grouping?
Were coca leaves something you could buy at the drug store in the Victorian era?
nah gotta be its future use to fund right-wing paramilitary groups in south america by the CIA
You're right. I was silly for asking.
I don't think you could buy leaves, just syrups and tonics that contained it
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He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?
Smoking was healthy for you.
Back before LIBERALS RUINED IT! 
Considered* healthy
I'm candies and rich (vegan) pastries
Real "Bart for Anarchy" moment.
This kind of ideology worked in the 1800's because people who ate really boring food tended to be healthier and live longer than people who drank and smoke. When modern medicine literally doesn't exist, shit like Christian Science actually kinda works.
The industrial revolution from a health perspective is interesting to read about, almost nothing works but there's more ability than ever to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks
Ah fuck I knew that ginger ale was a bad idea
I'm 12 months dry of Canada Dry.
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