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Dear Chapo,

A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I'm very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?

P.S. Tag yourself.

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 55 minutes ago

Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 16 minutes ago

"Mexicanized" is a great word

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

Smoking was healthy for you.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 30 minutes ago

Considered* healthy

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm candies and rich (vegan) pastries

[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

White boys in America are still getting circumcised to this day because of it.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse. the-pigs

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.

step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suit

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 3 points 49 minutes ago
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago

When you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a freeze-gamer

[–] crime@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago

I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca

also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Real "Bart for Anarchy" moment.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas

Laudanum leads to pickles D:

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Cocaine (coca) is another gateway drug to gingerale. :scared:

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago

🙏i won't become karl schrock

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 2 hours ago

Plenty of Pickles pickle-liz

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Wtf is "piecing between the meals"?

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

they hadn't invented snacking yet

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago

Pre-treat era.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago

Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb “piece” is “chiefly dialectal” and means “to eat between meals” or “nibble at snacks.” [1]

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I’m more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps

[–] crime@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago

and that open grave at the bottom definitely isn't to code

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's simply too spicy for white people. cracker Don't take chances. the-more-you-know

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago

BE CAREFUL!

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like the coca is where they went wrong here

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

How so? Because it's out of place within its grouping?

Were coca leaves something you could buy at the drug store in the Victorian era?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

I don't think you could buy leaves, just syrups and tonics that contained it

[–] crime@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

nah gotta be its future use to fund right-wing paramilitary groups in south america by the CIA

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

You're right. I was silly for asking.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

Fuck, I knew it was Mexican's fault

Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces