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Dear Chapo,
A close friend of mine has begun Mexicanizing his home cooking. I'm very concerned. Should I stage an intervention?
P.S. Tag yourself.
Mom! I have a cold. Can I have some cough syrup?
No! Before we know it you'll be eating pickles, drinking tea and rolling down the stairs blackout drunk!
The cough syrup was literally just grain alcohol and cocaine lmao
Many such cases!
Ah fuck I knew that ginger ale was a bad idea
I'm 12 months dry of Canada Dry.
I think I missed a couple steps. Should I go back for them? Ehhh... Too lazy. I'll just stay here at "strong drink" until I sober up
It's called a twelve step program because you have to hit all twelve steps on your way down.
coca is before liquor???
lmao that one got me too
"Mexicanized" is a great word
Whoever was drawing this must have been real annoyed when they realized they forgot the 't' in pastries
He got into smoking before drinking? Is that ever how it works?
Smoking was healthy for you.
Back before LIBERALS RUINED IT! 
Considered* healthy
This epitomizes the ethos of white American child rearing. Don’t be nice to your son or he might become an addict and also your food can’t have peppers in it.
They were really obsessed with punishing masturbation around this time too.
White boys in America are still getting circumcised to this day because of it.
Ironically, rather than making us crank it less the decrease in pleasure just turned us all into chronic gooners
I like how hot sauce is spookier than crank medicine
Hot sauce has no accepted medical application and a high potential for abuse. 
I am currently abusing hot sauce as we speak.
Well that and alcohol. Love my spicy chelada.
Does it taste like those Mexican candies with chili powder?
I'm candies and rich (vegan) pastries
people ask me how I got like this. just gotta follow the steps.
step 1: snacking between meals
step 2: off my face, Robotrippin' on the porch in a 3 piece suit
When you get to Cards, Dice and Pool, you're too late because Jr is a 
I'm Tea, Coffee, and Coca
also what kind of John Harvey Kellogg bullshit is this? same energy as "cornflakes will make you too bored to masturbate"
starting on cough syrups (i assume heroin) will lead you to sodas
Laudanum leads to pickles D:
Real "Bart for Anarchy" moment.
Plenty of Pickles 
I'm the mexican food since I'm making soft tacos tomorrow.
soft tacos and hard drugs
BE CAREFUL!
not the pickles 😱
It's simply too spicy for white people. 
Don't take chances. 
Wtf is "piecing between the meals"?
they hadn't invented snacking yet
Pre-treat era.
Merriam-Webster Unabridged says the verb “piece” is “chiefly dialectal” and means “to eat between meals” or “nibble at snacks.” [1]
I’m more worried about the steep grade and lack of handrails on those steps
and that open grave at the bottom definitely isn't to code
Fuck, I knew it was Mexican's fault
Even when I thought it was the pork, I knew it was the pepper sauces