He should be freed under the Lovable Scamp Law with this being declared little rascal behaviour instead of an assassination attempt. Ryan Routh deserves a second chance to fuck up in a more spectacular way. Maybe he'll fall out of the tree while trying to shoot or he'll put the bullet in backwards.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no need to put him in jail, next time he tries to shoot Trump his gun will explode like a banana peel and leave him with a scorched face and his hair blown backwards

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"boys will be boys"

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Well, trump was no angel

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next time, the barrel will poke out of the bushes and an ss agent will tiptoe over to it and tie be barrel in a knot. When he's hauled off in cuffs, his face will be blasted with soot from the gun blowing up.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Can't cover your face in soot anymore, because of woke

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

We all did stupid things as kids, no need to ruin his future over one little misstep with a gun.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

CIA already wants to recruit him for assassination of ~~Fidel Castro~~ Miguel Diaz-Canel