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They are just socialists on a more national, local level. So they're basically just like "grow and buy local" liberals that oppose the fascist Drumpf! To those red fascist tankies in the room, LEARN TO READ GERMAN you TANKIES! 
To the non-tankies interested, join us on our lemmy instance where we discuss, among other things: epic bacon memes, i fucking love science videos, and a whole host of other mid to late 2000s internet humor because our brains are stuck in that era and we became the boomers we hated so much!
EDIT: Thanks for the reddit gold everyone!!
There are many possible responses to this but the one I've settled on is "So you believe what the Nazis said?"
When don't they? It's often wrapped in "yes Hitler was bad, but dae le trains ran on time dae le science from death camp torture" Boogie1488 takes.
I am le epic science man.
discovers that killing a person results in their death
writes "subject expired" on clipboard
Another successful experiment!
BRAH HAVE U SEEN OPPENHEIMER? that movie BLEW MY MIND BRO!!! I haven't been that tripped out since INCEPTION! WHOAH THAT WAS SUPER DEEEEEP!!
"They actually learned a lot about how long it takes to drown, and what temperatures are deadly".
Wow that sounds like knowledge we could not do without.
Advancing the LE SCIENCE of knowing how to inflict more suffering and torture later