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It's more like $61k, but I'm honestly surprised he didn't make it start at $69,420
That’s reserved for the prememium model
I can imagine a couple guys in Tesla's marketing department talking about it.
"Elon's putting out a premium model at $69,420."
"That sounds about right for his middle school mindset."
"It has a WeedHolder and a SexButton among other features."
"Really? Or did you make that up?"
"Yes."
Sex mode would be what he calls the button that lays the seats all the way back.
A built in bong would rule. Just hope the low quality assurance didn’t miss it getting contaminated with exhaust.
"Dude, disconnect your bong! I told you not to buy an Elon Truck!"
"What are you talking about?"
"This morning a guy in LA took a big toke and his lungs caught on fire and he died a horrible death. He was Tiktoking at the time. It went viral."
"That would be a serious quality control issue if in fact—"
"It sounds to me that you need to be deprogrammed."
Inb4 Elon creates a combustion model to deflect the narrative, the carb is located in the gas tank so you’re getting extra diesel while you smoke that diesel cuz we heard you liked diesel, dawg.
That would be in keeping with all these HECKING EPIC features Teslas have: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modelx/en_us/GUID-79A49D40-A028-435B-A7F6-8E48846AB9E9.html
God fucking damn it.
This is from the mind of a 50 year old who many consider some kind of supergenius.
So it has a virtual whoopie cushion under each seat. I don't even know anymore, man. I'm going to bed
I wonder what percentage of Tesla drivers follow this warning.
Surely they don't work when you're driving?
Did you just invent 'meme-ium'?
I can’t have been the first to add two letters to premium lol. Too many keyboards being smashed away at.