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Oh for fucks sake. These delusional gamergate weirdos. Tracer was always this petitite and thats a normal way for her to look in loose fitting pants.

Before release Blizzard changed her win pose, and the original one was a bit more flattering. Gamergate weirdos used this to justify a conspiracy theory that Blizzard was doing a censorship by flattening her ass. But she never EVER had cake. And theyre still complaining about it in 2023.

Brother is complaining about feminists ruining gaming in the replies as well, of course. I quote retweeted him and he retreated to saying "well she runs a lot so she should have a rounder ass". All for a game he admits to not playing. Its always something with these porn addled freaks. Like realism fucking matters in a game with a talking gorilla. Also its not even true, i get my flat ass from my grandpa and he ran every day when he was younger and it stayed flat as fuck.

Theres plenty of source porn of Tracer online, you dont need to be turned on by her mid game. Theres also other women in the game that are curvier.

And one more thing!!! The angles deceptive

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[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

she runs a lot so she should have a rounder ass

thinky-felix

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

yeah she might do a lot of leg workouts but she also has the time travel doohickey which keeps sending her back in time before she did the workout so basically she's not doing any workout at all

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

using a time travel device to constantly make my body not tired so i can be a schlub and run around at the speed of sound

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Poor Tracer, a modern day Sisyphus.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Running doesn't really build the glutes much, does it? It's a lot more work for the calves and hamstrings, and you really need squats or hip lifts to do much for your ass? Idk, maybe I'm wrong

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a point of contention, honestly. Good running form does tend to engage the glutes more, but plenty of people tend to under-utilize their posterior chain while running. Sprinters tend to have strong glutes bc you can get a lot of raw power by recruiting those muscles.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

That makes a lot of sense, thank you!

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heres an example of a runner for reference.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or condescending? 😂

Regardless of the intent, it doesn't really address the question - based on their gear and the setting, those look like serious athletes, so they're certainly doing all sorts of strength and conditioning on top of their running.

In my view, these asses don't offer any conclusive evidence in support of the theory that this cartoon character should run more to get a bigger badonk, but thanks for showing them to me! 😂🎉🍑

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Not funny or condescending lol just an example. A friend looked up a bunch of runner builds for me after gamingcirclejerk made me feel insane. Honestly none of them had "powerful glutes" situations going on. Their legs are all much more developed than Tracer's though. But of course, while Tracer is a sprinter she's not an Olympian.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It did for me, but I was also on my feet 10 hours a day at work on top of that and also did some biking. Distance runners (me at one point) have body horror levels of calves sometimes, with some epic butts.

Also, why do my ankles and knees hurt in my 30s?