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Bro hasnt seen loose fitting pants before (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

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https:/nitter.net/JoshAnimator/status/1737959450370027573

Oh for fucks sake. These delusional gamergate weirdos. Tracer was always this petitite and thats a normal way for her to look in loose fitting pants.

Before release Blizzard changed her win pose, and the original one was a bit more flattering. Gamergate weirdos used this to justify a conspiracy theory that Blizzard was doing a censorship by flattening her ass. But she never EVER had cake. And theyre still complaining about it in 2023.

Brother is complaining about feminists ruining gaming in the replies as well, of course. I quote retweeted him and he retreated to saying "well she runs a lot so she should have a rounder ass". All for a game he admits to not playing. Its always something with these porn addled freaks. Like realism fucking matters in a game with a talking gorilla. Also its not even true, i get my flat ass from my grandpa and he ran every day when he was younger and it stayed flat as fuck.

Theres plenty of source porn of Tracer online, you dont need to be turned on by her mid game. Theres also other women in the game that are curvier.

And one more thing!!! The angles deceptive

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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DID YOU KNOW: if you want to see an overwatch character with an absolute dumptruck of an ass you can go on literally any porn site and see thousands of what you're looking for there???

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago

There's an entire episode of King of the Hill about Hank Hill not having an ass but I imagine there's still tons of porn out there with him.

I guess they're worried Overwatch will be dethroned in the rule 34 community.

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

god forbid women wear anything but a skin tight suit.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

"God forbid women"

-Some evangelical, probably

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If she's not wearing a skintight leather bodysuit with the zipper in the front undone down to her navel, she's woke

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Come to think of it, shouldn't they have left already on account of Tracer being gay? How unchristian of her!

Gamergate wants the whole world to be this sexless, childproof mass of gray....but they also want sexy stuff for them? Are they not worried that the sexy video games are sinful, or will tempt them to feel the evil satanic feeling of sexual arousal?

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ironically, one of the original overwatch characterters is a woman with a dumptruck ass wearing a skin tight suit.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Somehow pointing out that Widowmaker still exists and still looks like this doesnt compute to people saying Tracer is being flattened for censorship.

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

It is very funny to criticize them for making the characters deliberately not sexy when it is the second most searched category of video game themed porn. Like, they are doing this thing that does not seem profitable for them, but are also really bad at it.

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

she runs a lot so she should have a rounder ass

thinky-felix

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

yeah she might do a lot of leg workouts but she also has the time travel doohickey which keeps sending her back in time before she did the workout so basically she's not doing any workout at all

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

using a time travel device to constantly make my body not tired so i can be a schlub and run around at the speed of sound

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Poor Tracer, a modern day Sisyphus.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Sisyphass kelly

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Running doesn't really build the glutes much, does it? It's a lot more work for the calves and hamstrings, and you really need squats or hip lifts to do much for your ass? Idk, maybe I'm wrong

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a point of contention, honestly. Good running form does tend to engage the glutes more, but plenty of people tend to under-utilize their posterior chain while running. Sprinters tend to have strong glutes bc you can get a lot of raw power by recruiting those muscles.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Heres an example of a runner for reference.

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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

It did for me, but I was also on my feet 10 hours a day at work on top of that and also did some biking. Distance runners (me at one point) have body horror levels of calves sometimes, with some epic butts.

Also, why do my ankles and knees hurt in my 30s?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

gamers when women dont wear skin tight clothes they tuck under their butt for some reason: powercry-1 powercry-2

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what? she objectively has a huge ass in the second picture

fucking cum brain losers holy fuck

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I literally just got a reply on reddit saying that "the second picture is antiass too".

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

antiass

dont-laugh

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

antialiassing

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

these fucks need every character to look like fucking ice spice or some shit

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They give women an ass and the G*mers cry she's fat. They make her flat and they cry she has no ass. The winning move is to not pay attention to G*mers which devs thankfully do.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Wow that's some lazy modeling. It looks like they tried to give her loose pants by extruding a shell around her legs and calling it good enough. That or her ankles and belt are tied with elastic and she's got a fan in there to keep them inflated around her legs.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You want women to dress more modestly? Well here you go.

Think of it as the game devs helping you good Christians not be tempted into sin.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

40% of conservatives want Kingdom Come Deliverance as every game

40% of conservatives want Sex Hentai Booba as every game

20% of conservatives want Kingdom Come Deliverance with Sex Hentai Booba mods

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Thesis, antithesis, synthesis ?

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Not only did they remove her cleavage, they also removed her ~~vagina~~ butt bones. powercry-2

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

the turnback: "You're not attracted to women with flatter asses? What are you, gay?"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

This is silly but I'm not really impressed with whoever does the modelling at Blizzard these days. The artwork for the mercy skin is 100x better than the skin itself, the effort and love and polish just isn't there.

[–] bigbologna@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

overwatch has been giving male characters negative ass size since day one but one woman gets flatter and suddenly western civilization is falling

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

She didnt even get flater really. Tracer has always been flat of butt.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Duh, she's a lesbian, ofc the design focuses more on showing off her shoulders and arms. Straight dudes literally know nothing about sex.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

You're assuming these aren't the same losers who refuse to accept that Tracer's a lesbian because then their waifu wouldn't fuck them if she were real.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

That's a lesbian thing 😳

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

The outfit is really cute. These people have no taste

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Forcing down our throats! [Optional paid skin]

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

For fuck's sake why are they like this

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

This is the exact same energy as CWC being angry about Sonic's blue arms

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That is such a crap character model though. PS2 era pants.

Also the only reason the character looks like that in the second picture is because of some severe anterior pelvic tilt. Nothing to do with how large or small their butt is.

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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Damn, expected better reactions from gaming circlejerk than this. Arent the mods MLs?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

I got a reddit cares over this lol

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

G*mers like this should be sent to five years re-education and hard labour.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They are unflattering, to be honest. As a character who's character is like 70% being a runner, she should basically just be an ass and calves in goggles, like some cardio version of a Sensory Homunculus. While comfy, those pants do detract from it a bit. (My hot-take.)

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I think her build is fine for a runner but i do agree the oufit is not to my tastes of what would flatter her.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Ass removal & censorship

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