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[–] roux@hexbear.net 66 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The next election shouldn't be debates. No ads, no rallies. It should just be these two geriatric fucking goons having a pizza carrying contest. The one that can carry the most gets the nukey nuke button.

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Trump leans in to the mic, and says "physical challenge"

Host rolls out a giant banana

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

god sorry to be a millennial but TV used to be so good

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

I'm a zoomer, sometimes I remember when TV would do something interesting when I was little. now all the creative energy is online

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

btw weren't they supposed to do a push up contest? What I'd give to see them burst an aneurysm on live TV

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Lol I bet mom never heard the end of that one.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

With "Devour" by Shinedown playing in the background.