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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Doing an epic walk and talk while smearing shit on the walls

Doing an epic verbal takedown of the hypocrisy of being labeled "less than lethal" as a man fatally tases himself in the balls

Somber horn music and a snare drum roll while a cop gets klobbered in the dome with an American flag

Montage of chuds doxxing themselves on national TV while doing interviews. "I'm John Slabbaport from Shremstown Pennsylvania." "I'm Flank Didger from Tungsten Ohio." "I'm Molissa Rugger from Plemspray Arizona."

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

fast articulate walk-and-talk between a jet ski dealership owner and a real estate agent on their way to capture nancy pelosi's appointment book or whatever

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

to be fair to Sorkin, he will probably represent right wing misogyny very well given how naturally it comes to him and is present in everything he writes

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Dunk for the record book right here, holy shit data-laughing

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

I heard he didn't even include the pig in the Chicago Seven movie he made, so it'll probably just be about FBI guys and congresscritters investigating it or something, while striding importantly around the capital of course, and with many impassioned speeches about rights and democracy and shit.