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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago

misinformation-for-pay that may have led to the January 6th Capitol Riot

It was a temper tantrum

It was a bunch of white people who were mad their guy didn't win

There was no secret conspiracy, there was no plan to undermine the USA

Just a bunch of jet ski dealers and hvac guys who refused to play by the rules they demand for everyone else

Also, I refuse to call it Jan 6, like it's something along the lines of 9/11

Hell, I might even stop calling it 9/11

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It was also a temper tantrum that was talked about beforehand enough online that we all knew here they were going to go there throw a fit. Yet somehow no one else knew?

The libs want to call it a coup, but they didn't do anything to head it off, when people going there to have their tantrum talked about it online. Then the capitol police let them in and got medals for it later. Libs response to even this one isolated thing is so scatteredshot i can't even make sense of it.

"It was a coup, but yeah we'll do nothing and let Trump run again in 4 years - we're not AuThOrItArIaNs!" Libs are something else. They can't even stay consistent with their own lore lol

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

"It was a coup, but yeah we'll do nothing and let Trump run again in 4 years - we're not AuThOrItArIaNs!" Libs are something else. They can't even stay consistent with their own lore lol

The ancient scriptures have foretold it

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

michael-laugh classic. That's how libs "fight" fascism

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

It’s part of the latest trend to go “x thing is y by a technical definition even though everyone knows it isn’t, but I’m going to call it y anyway because it makes it sound more dramatic than it actually is”

For example, “punching fascists is literally domestic terrorism, arrest this domestic terrorist!” as if it were equivalent to blowing up a building. This is how liberals operate.

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 months ago

Problem is the laws can and most likely will be written in order to control any sort of resistance, they're already hitting people's wallets for "supporting terrorism" and they're the ones defining what it is

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Then they praised the same cops that let them in as well as the military that didn’t show up to protect them from the supposed coup

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah a lot of leftist groups put out heads up not to show up in DC that day because they smelled a trap

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Yup, i remember reading about how something was going to gappen on here. Yet the US security apparatus was unaware? Complete bullshit

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 4 months ago

Hell, I might even stop calling it 9/11

Might as well, since both of these events pale in comparison to what's been done to Chile and Allende personally.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

The Capital Temper Tantrum

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice, 2nding the motion to rename the january 6th shenanigans to this. Democrats act like it was an organized Coup, and it was just a bunch of whiny boomers throwing a tantrum.

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

What would we call 9/11 then? Funny plane crash day?

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

'National reap what you sow day'

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

National Boomerang Day

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 4 months ago

That will be the day the US sinks in a decades long civil war.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

September 11, whatever happened there.

[-] reddit@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Load-Bearing Stockbrokers Remembrance Day

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

have you considered that calling it jan 6 will help cheapen 9/11 and inversely create the potential for increasingly unserious future events to be categorized as national tragedies?

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

liberalism tanking a knee for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

9/11 is just Saudi thanksgiving

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Doing an epic walk and talk while smearing shit on the walls

Doing an epic verbal takedown of the hypocrisy of being labeled "less than lethal" as a man fatally tases himself in the balls

Somber horn music and a snare drum roll while a cop gets klobbered in the dome with an American flag

Montage of chuds doxxing themselves on national TV while doing interviews. "I'm John Slabbaport from Shremstown Pennsylvania." "I'm Flank Didger from Tungsten Ohio." "I'm Molissa Rugger from Plemspray Arizona."

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

fast articulate walk-and-talk between a jet ski dealership owner and a real estate agent on their way to capture nancy pelosi's appointment book or whatever

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

to be fair to Sorkin, he will probably represent right wing misogyny very well given how naturally it comes to him and is present in everything he writes

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Dunk for the record book right here, holy shit data-laughing

[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

I heard he didn't even include the pig in the Chicago Seven movie he made, so it'll probably just be about FBI guys and congresscritters investigating it or something, while striding importantly around the capital of course, and with many impassioned speeches about rights and democracy and shit.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

If this doesn't include via-getty giving an impassioned speech right before stealing the podium and running off as the score changes to Yakety Sax, it's screenwriting malpractice.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Walk-and-talk but Via Getty is carrying the podium in front of him as he gives his speech, being careful to stay within the purple boundary lines.

[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

If there’s money to be made on misinformation it’s only rational to pursue it. Liberalism cannot square that circle.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago
[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Dems are going to legalize the purge in America but still want us to be afraid of Putin.

[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Who are they going to cast to play frothingfash?

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Bigger question: Who will play passion and meemaw

I say Brad Pitt and Meryl Streep

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That cop liberals wanted to make Time's person of the year is probably going to be the main character. There's also going to be some Republican politician who's going to give a speech about how we're better than this and need to overcome our differences, because a nation divided blah blah blah, then everyone stands in stunned silence and claps afterwards.

Misinformation for pay = It was Russia! angery

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

When is Sorkin gonna fuck off forever? Just the fucking worst, smarmiest writing (and writer) i've ever encountered.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

The subject should be in the hands of a much better writer/director, maybe Mel Brooks?

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Adam Sandler?

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"The" January 6th? Drop the "the." Just "January 6th." It's cleaner.

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

A million fake write in ballots isn't cool, you know what's cool? A billion fake write in ballots.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Please god, do this

The Chapo episode will be great

[-] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Soon to be followed by a Broadway adaptation with Lin-Manuel Miranda starring as the spirit of democracy

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

We should all come out to be extras in the crowd shots!

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I could do a pretty convincing angry American

[-] niph@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little

[-] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

i dare you sorkin, chris hemsworth as the qanon shaman

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[-] VHS@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Aaron Sorkin tried to investigate January 6th himself: "I Looked For Evidence"

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

When they get to the Babbit scene it’ll be a walk and talk, except it’s the only tolerable sorkin hallway scene because somebody shuts the speaker up for once.

[-] HorseRabbit@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

The whole misinformation angle is bullshit. It's such a lib mindset to think your enemies are just misinformed.

The majority of people at Jan 6 were business owners or upper management. They came from urban communities that had seen a decline in the white population. https://d3qi0qp55mx5f5.cloudfront.net/cpost/i/docs/Pape_AmericanInsurrectionistMovement_2022-01-02.pdf

Like every fascist movement Jan 6 was the petite bourgeois attempting to shut down democracy and install a dictator that would stop demographic changes and keep the current hierarchies unchanged despite the falling rate of profit and the resulting monopolisation / need for the growth of the working class.

But if you refuse to see it as a systemic, almost inevitable process, then you're left thinking the Jan 6 people were just CraZzyYy. Maybe it's that damn internet the kids are always on!

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