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[โ€“] fox@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I remember seeing some videos discussing how the cybertruck doesn't do anything to prevent closing hoods etc from possibly injuring a person. The comments were full of people going "who would ever do that on purpose" with the replies all along the lines of "nobody, but you don't want to lose a finger because you weren't paying attention".

And I guess now dudes are intentionally sticking their fingers in the trucks to get maimed on purpose

[โ€“] Voidance@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Like those old time scientists that would experiment on themselves ๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] D61@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"If I put my junk in this meat grinder, I wonder what would happen?"

Benjamin Franklin

Directions unclear. Now my junk turned into Benjamin Franklin. (he's wearing bifocals)

[โ€“] BakerBagel@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's just like crypto. Only morons would spend that much money on a terrible vehicle, and now they are doing absolutely smooth brained shit with their cars. It would honestly be so easy to grift these idiots.

[โ€“] nothx@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I go as far to say that someone already successfully grifted them.

[โ€“] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 7 months ago

Sure, but it's just loke a hexagon PFP on Twitter. You're now broadcasting to the world that you are eager to fall for another grift

[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's for views, clearly it worked

[โ€“] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm fine with and fully encourage chuds to willingly cause themselves bodily harm to own the libs and virtue signaling how dumb they are.

[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

It's our duty to comment "๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ do your hog next ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ SUBSCRIBED!!"