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It's the dunk tank.

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the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

uh, can I borrow the keys to the time machine? I'll be right back after I provide indigenous Americans in circa 1490 with vaccines for European diseases and warnings about subsequent European crimes if their colonies are allowed to spread unchecked

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You can have it after I give the Gauls, Celts, Scythians, and Germanic tribes the means to stop the Romans and avoid the spread of Christianity. I haven't thought it thru a lot, but I wanna see a world without the weird Roman view of women being the dominant one. Also wanna see what cool religions we could get if the pagan ones hadn't been squashed before they could be written down.
My main idea is guns and potatoes, but that's gonna have some repercussions I'm not fan of

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd go back in time to replace Adam and Eve with Adam and Steve

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sounds gay (approving)