If you're hungry, eat
I don't want to conquer anything. It's just that the person with the most freedom in the sea is the Pirate King
A hero?! Forget it! We're pirates! I like heroes a lot, but I don't want to be one. Pirates eat [tofu] and have big parties, but heroes take [tofu] and give it to poor people! I want to eat [tofu]!
is the closest I'll ever feel to being patriotic.