chapotraphouse

You laugh, but this hits very close to home when your crush starts a conversation about linux distros for programming her model trains and then you vent about it and your gal pal enters the chat to say that she plans installing a dual boot system and which distro she should use for that and then your ex tells you about that vintage French computer she bought that's somehow linked to transfem culture deep lore. Like, i'm specifically dating the arts and humanities nerds to avoid this kind of stuff because i understand nothing about it and it still keeps happening.

And there's the Hamas Base Steamed Hams one, that I don't have saved. And the one saying y'all will do communism without me. And the one calling me a liberal.

I will not stand for this slander of our community! Some of it is only half-true!

People say shit like "just ssh the root config distro"

Yeah, it's true. We say that shit so much, like any chance we get. All the time.

"the only women here are trans women" not true! some of us are trans men

disclaimer

this is a joke about my specific mystery gender, not anyone else's. i am not implying that trans masc people in general are women, thats just me

I think my favorite ones are when I can't tell if it's some actual complaining about us or one of us mocking their complaints

"The only women here are women" is a wild take but ok

I always want to reply to the taglines

Mods??? MODS?! They're making fun of me again for using my latin phrasebook in an argument :( you have to track them down and kill them!!!

i got this one some days ago for the first time, it was pretty funny

"just ssh the root distro" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

ngl I'm a little out of it and glossed over "but the users are so awful" the first time I read it and was just like "hell yeah"

i felt the need to comment for no other reason than this gave me a chuckle.

I do this too, here's the most recent in my screenshots

"In response to the horse imagery, "

Forgetting the #1 rule of jokes

If you don't understand it just laugh anyway