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So there's this thing people do, it's harmless enough, but it also sort of hints at a completely incoherent style of thinking. It is absolutely unfair to judge people by random shit they write casually, after all I write like 3 geeked out baboons stacked atop one and other and yet I am a noble and refined rat.

Nonetheless I'm a judgy shit so I do. Ok so the thing? It's when people use a quote or situation from fiction as a predictor of what will happen in reality. A concrete example from earlier today paraphrased:

p1: I think blah blah thing will happen

p2: Ah but remember men in black? a person is reasonable, people are dumb panicky animals

me: teakettle noises

The causality is utterly confused, MiB cannot be used as evidence, it is written that way because the writer wanted a character to say that. It's possible a writer wanted a character to say that because the writer believed it to be true, but it's also possible that it was included for many other reasons.

screeeeeeeeeee

Anyway, share your thoughts. Also your own ridiculous rhetoric irritations.

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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Lord of the Flies is one of the biggest ones of these. MFer heard about people surviving collectively after a shipwreck, wrote a book about how humans can't do that, and now people cite it like it's a historical document

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah that is what the book is based on.

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The book was written a decade before this though.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh must be another incident or I am wrong about the order, but I could have sworn it was based on a similar event.

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[–] prole@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're thinking of another fictional book called The Coral Island. Lord of the Flies sort of parodies it

Golding was inspired to write the ‘real’ story of what would happen if boys were stranded on an island – ‘in Lord of the Flies he had written Coral Island in reverse

https://william-golding.co.uk/lord-flies-coral-island

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In most disasters, people cooperate and join together to get through it. Even all the shit happening during Hurricane Katrina, people were helping each other with the burger brain property rights fuckwads causing the most problems (i.e. threatening to shoot """"looters"""").

I think it's white settlers who are incapable of working for the greater good as seen with covid.

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I literally was taught this book alongside 1984 and Brave New World. It was like a whole anticommunist book unit

[–] SeasonalDepressionEnjoyer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Back when I was taught they did 1984, Brave New World, Handmaids Tale and Clockwork Orange back to back. It was miserable.

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's really funny to me is that all these books are just about how terrible and miserable England is (and I guess the anglosphere more generally re: Handmaids Tale) and then projecting that onto the USSR and communism. Like yes, 1984 is terrifying-- it's about the UK government though, not the fucking Soviets.

Pretty much, Clockwork Orange is borderline unreadable with its made up slang too. Can't believe these books are so highly regarded.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

I am building a hell specifically for people who think Lord of the Flies has anything useful to teach us about the nature of society and cooperation.

[–] Bolshechick@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

People always miss the real point of that book: that british "people" are savages

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's also a crap book. Read it as a kid, it sucks

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It's one of my favorite books! :cri:

But mostly because I like survival/wilderness horror, not because I think it's an accurate portrayal of human nature.

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I call it appeal to cinema. It's something my dad has picked up and gives me the same frustration and the thought "oh, this conversation is going nowhere in a hurry."

I remember one time he announced to me that he would "change the question" which is like going "now imagine yourself as this strawman."

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

appeal to cinema is a nice punchy name for it!

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[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The causality is utterly confused, MiB cannot be used as evidence, it is written that way because the writer wanted a character to say that. It's possible a writer wanted a character to say that because the writer believed it to be true, but it's also possible that it was included for many other reasons.

People do this with all sorts of shit: from movies, to the bible, to things politicians say. It's just them laundering their own opinion through some perceived authority.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I like to do it specifically with really dumb movie lines or make up a line that is the total opposite of the message of the movie or character.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is like that time morbius said "It's morbin time!" and morbed all over the place

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

to this day I cannot believe they let that much morb appear on screen at once - truly grotesque

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

a person is reasonable, people are dumb panicky animals

It applies well in the movie it was written for, in the context of extraterrestrial life existing as fugitives on earth, but there are of course other circumstances where a person can be a dumb panicky animal and a group of people can be reasonable.

I have a petty thing about a movie that I have spoken about but nobody seems to share my anguish. It's the famous "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" zinger from Happy Gilmore, my mind is locked on the fact that Adam Sandler literally wrote the script, he made him say that dumb line so his character could respond in such a way.

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dan Harmon calls this "Monopoly Guy" after a scene from Ace Ventura.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Gilmore

IIRC it was a running joke on that movie that "Shooter" McGavin's one liners weren't working. Like he said "and Grizzly Adams had a beard" sarcastically, only for a random guy to reply "Grizzly Adams did have a beard."

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

p2: Ah but remember men in black? a person is reasonable, people are dumb panicky animals

And liberals will tell you with a straight face that they aren't propagandized.

Once had an argument with a guy who tried to demonstrate that communism is bad using the example of Lois Lowry's The Giver. When I pointed out the absurdity of trying to use a children's fiction book to prove your enemies wrong, he fixated on the "children's" part and started throwing out titles like 1984 and Atlas Shrugged.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Same people who mock the religious people for believing “fictional stories.”

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure everyone's encountered some variation 'socialism good, communism bad remember animal farm', heard that one at work last week but was on the phone and could't do anything but make a face. The poor Murkkkian countrymen wouldn't know communism from any other -ism if it clapped both cheeks and gave them a copy of Wage Labor and Capital.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I try to reach further for examples when I'm talking about stuff specifically so I don't just resort to "this is like blideo gaem" but sometimes it's hard lol

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Not only is it childish, but Terry Pratchett said the same thing, but better.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I find it funny someone would turn to MiB for this instead of something like groupthink or any of the other social psych constructs that attempt to explain group behaviors. Literally a century of research into this kind of shit (not all of it is very useful)

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

This is just like in Idiocracy, probably.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

-so you are a secret alien is what you are saying?

[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We're talking about the humanities, not STEM here. It's not like there's a social physics with firm predictive formulas for individual or even aggregate human behavior we can use instead. I get what you're saying, and I don't disagree that the narrative priorities of a given author should be taken into account when using fictional works like this, but... Surely you wouldn't say that Dostoevsky's The Idiot or an arbitrary Discworld novel haven't got anything real and useful to teach us about actual human behavior?

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If the thing is in fiction because it happens in reality just use an example of it happening.

Made up shit only supports arguments about made up shit.

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

[–] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Fry, his eyes narrowed.

[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

If one known to the commenter is readily available that's fair I suppose, but sometimes the fictional example can be particularly poignant and the basis of your criticism can be advantageously used to illustrate something specific about a given situation and its broader context or impact that an isolated real event might not. As an example, take this small except from Pratchett's 'Small Gods' - largely a critique of religious fanaticism, group think and in/out group behaviors - in which the fictional philosopher "Didactylos" debates the practice of capital punishment (by way of public stoning) of people who've transgressed against the stringent edicts of the central theocracy in that book:

“I know about sureness,' said Didactylos. 'I remember, before I was blind, I went to Omnia once. And in your Citadel I saw a crowd stoning a man to death in a pit. Ever seen that?'

'It has to be done,' Brutha mumbled. 'So the soul can be shriven and-'

'Don't know about the soul. Never been that kind of philosopher,' said Didactylos. 'All I know is, it was a horrible sight.'

'The state of the body is not-'

'Oh, I'm not talking about the poor bugger in the pit,' said the philosopher. 'I'm talking about the people throwing the stones. They were sure all right. They were sure it wasn't them in the pit. You could see it in their faces. So glad it wasn't them in the pit that they were throwing just as hard as they could.”

I could instead have used some factual reporting about an instance of religious mistreatment by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps in Iran or something, but I frankly don't think that would have been equally illuminating.

Edit: Separately, as a counter-point to your assertion that "Made up shit only supports arguments about made up shit.", I'd point out that that doesn't even apply in the hard sciences. Einstein - with his justified love of the Gedankenexperiment - would have vehemently disagreed. So would Nicola Tesla, without the imagination of whom we probably would have eventually had a moden transmission system for energy, but nowhere near as early.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

yeah nah, you're missing the point. Stuff which did not happen is not evidence of stuff happening and so can't be used to support a prediction of the future.

What you're talking about seems to be some broader defense of fiction as having merit in expressing emotions or values which is a different thing entirely.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get what you mean, but "people are dumb panicky animals" is more of an aphorism on the human condition than an event, so it doesn't seem like the best example.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If it's obviously true you don't need to support it. "The sky is blue" is not annoying. "remember MiB, the sky was blue in it. The sky is blue" is a deranged way of expressing it.

Also I contest that this is obviously true. Massed humans are generally pretty sedate and if anything more predictable, cities are surprisingly stable for example.

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[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You're confusing mathematical proof for rhetoric. They are not the same thing.

A man will not have himself killed for a half pence a day and a petty distinction; you must speak to the soul in order to electricify him.

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[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

but would you assert from that any capital punishment proceeds on these grounds as an axiom of humanity?

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

You know thought experiments are not used as evidence right, but rather to direct the search for evidence.

You go: "if X were true we might imagine finding Y under Z conditions" then we go and do real experiments in order to actually see if this holds true. Using the evidence we support or refute the imagined scenario.

Special relativity isn't true because of trains mirrors and torches, it is true because it's true and we know it's true (in the empirical not logical sense) because we have done measurements of atomic clocks and shit.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

"We should do thing from Starship Troopers because in the book it totally works!"

It works because Heinlein believed it would work, not because it would work that way in reality!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a person that quoted that MiB line all the time and I always wanted to call them out on that

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Live vicariously through me.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nah you’re right tho. It’s also when people use idioms as logic. “time is money therefore money is time” type shit. straight up reality detachment

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