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[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 83 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: 'Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope.'

Head of the White House Commission on Religious Liberty literally days ago

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Robert Barron was appointed by President Trump to the new White House Commission on Religious Liberty

Robert Barron

robber-baron

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago
[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

amerikkkan pope is a recession indicator

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But that trend was reversed on Thursday, and Prevost's name had popped up repeatedly amid the gossip over leading contenders for the role of pontiff.

cope

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Lol that's some grade A cope

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The Vatican will become a concealed-carry state

The new popemobile is a Ford F-150

Extra fries with communion

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wine as the blood of christ? No way LIBERAL - we're chugging BUD LIGHT.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Wait Bud Light is WOKE, we need Natty Light

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Extra fries with communion

Alright, guess I'll convert

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Make it vegan chili fries or no deal.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh shit is the blood of christ vegan

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He consented so I think yes?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Giving consent once doesn't imply future consent. Has anyone checked he's still ok with it recently?

We can ask him when he comes back. He said it shouldn't be long.

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Next election they're gonna coal roll people in front of the chapel until there's a new pope

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago

Pope Burger I

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well, definitely no more support for Gaza

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, the guy's a dark horse lib. The only thing we know about him is that he's a skilled pedophile shuffler.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He's also anti-abortion and anti-LGBT

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

So, he's Catholic

As are almost all Pababili

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago

I mean Francis was Argentinian.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Alright we getting a McDonald’s and a Bass Pro Shop in Vatican City

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

I hope it's like the one in Memphis Tennessee, so it's like a bigass crazy pyramid.

the Etruscan brainpan will seize at such savage, barbarous geometries being deployed among their sacred ovoids.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm pretty sure there's a McDonald's in Vatican city already (or like right at the border).

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So did they change their mind or is this a sign that everyone can see America is declining now?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sedevacantist Trump immiserating the US specifically to get an American Pope.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"it was me, folks. I did it. I got us an American pope."

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Lots of people are saying this

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pope? More like POOP amirite???

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

preparing for St. Burgers Day celebrations

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

Given how fast this went, the fix was in well before Francis died. Obviously we'd prefer "Woke Pope" but this guy looks designed in a lab to break the spine of the US Tradcaths.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not even a chain-smoking Jude Law smh

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pope Leo XIV is the first North American to be elected pope, and the first pope to come from an English-speaking country since Adrian IV in the 12th century, as well as the first American and Peruvian pope.

[–] KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Second American pope, first Unitedstatesian pope

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

History continues to follow the most funniest paths.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

new popemobile is a fat ass SUV that doesn't fit on tiny European streets

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 3 days ago

R u kidding me, this is hilarious. Please be s maga pope

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

And yet they just elected the Servus Servorum DEI