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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 22 points 17 hours ago

Abortion clinic

Abortion clinic

Abortion clinic

Holy fuck lmaooooooooo

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

Going to the Hasan Piker Turkish Cultural Center in South Brat Summeria

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I work in a worker owned Guitar repair shop in Sankara Heights

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 23 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Great post.

Ho Chi Minhdtown

chefs-kiss

[–] axont@hexbear.net 18 points 17 hours ago

I'm assuming Staten Island isn't depicted because it's been rightfully sunk into the ocean

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 31 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I'm escorting Chris Matthews to the guillotine in Democratic Centralism Park

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Unless he's first sent to Rikers Island Gulag where everyday a select number of the bourgeoises will be crossing the thinly iced east river.

[–] NinjaGinga@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

I'll watch from Dead Billionaire Row, shout of you want some help or popcorn

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

Buying a penthouse in New Pyongyang

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

One Dead Vanderbilt Building

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

I'm in North Korea Town working at the propaganda emporium.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 26 points 20 hours ago

Ho Chi Minhdtown lmao

[–] Des@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

don't make me move to nyc just so i can get a mandatory polycule

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Brokelyn more like Wokelyn

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Mom says it's my turn to make this joke next time

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

comedian I'm here all night

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 20 points 20 hours ago

I am blazing phat doinks (4 at a time) at the Antifa Mutual Aid Gardens all day and collecting my huge government handouts.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

I’m living in West(has fallen) village.

It seems peaceful. I can feel safe knowing nothing will happen.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

still no subway expansion smdh...

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 11 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I live in Europe but I wish I could say I'm a proud inhabitant of Brat Summeria

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

I don't Bratice Summeria kelly

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Why is there still a Church Ave? Don't they know Christianity is going to be punishable by death?

Also I'm hanging out in the Mash'allah Marshlands and becoming a Big person.

Edit: Was supposed to say Bog person but this is fine too

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 18 points 20 hours ago

I'm using the public bathroom built on ground zero of dead billionaires row. RIP

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

i live in the sewers underneath lenin tunnel. dont ask me what me and my fellow ooze-dwellers are doing down there. it has nothing to do with turtles.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm definitely visiting Shawarma Valley!

[–] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

And west tahinistan!

[–] Notcontenttobequiet@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

An opportunity was missed with the François Hollande Tunnel

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm confused, this was presumably made by a chud but there's a Jackson Hinkle memorial. Do they really think anyone likes that guy? On the plus side, him having a memorial would mean he's dead.

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's from r/mapporncirclejerk, so I don't think it's necessarily made by a chud as it's a clear parody of what chuds believe. It's likely that the map maker included whatever left-wing and vaguely left-wing names to throw in the mix to maximize the troll potential.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

OK, I think it's hard to tell sometimes what's real chud stuff and what's a parody, but they did a good job of including things they'd be mad about.

(one big clue is that I doubt an actual chud would ever acknowledge the Nakba or even know about it)

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ya there are some pretty big clues, like some communist jokes I don't think a chud would even know about it.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Democratic Centralism Park

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

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