When all the german immigrants showed up they knew how to make two things, bad chocolate and good pretzels. Which was all they needed.
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And ice cream apparently
Now imagining the alt history where the german immigrants of pennsylvania where from the north and you find Matjes Bites in every store
Don't forget about Philly Cheesesteaks and Amish Fried Chicken.
Philly soft pretzels, Primanti Bros, scrapple…
Oh I forgot about Dietz and Watson
You'll take my Utz cheese balls from my cold dead hands
Which will probably be soon, considering I eat Utz cheese balls
I really like Herr's Old Bay chips, cuz they use actual Old Bay, not the overly salty "Crab Mix" that fucking Utz uses!
Sorry can you tell I'm originally from the Baltimore area?
Herr's is good too
Love their jalapeño cheddar cheese puffs
They make old bay cheese curls too.
I had to look it up....by god, treatlerism is out of control
Okay look... They're actually pretty good, when you're drunk at least.
Pennsylvania is so treat-pilled they have not one but two Hershey treat companies; Hershey creamery is an ice cream company out of Pennsylvania unrelated to the chocolate company (and yes, there’s been a bunch of lawsuits between the two).
Don't forget about Wawa and Sheetz, elevating gas stations in the treat category as well
I appreciate that Wawa doesn’t mark up its treats as much as the other gas stations. Every time I go to a 7/11 or some other random stop I’m reminded of how bad gas station prices can be.
This is Royal Farms erasure
I thought Royal Farms was from the south?
Well, Maryland is kinda the South.
It is south of the Mason Dixon Line.
It's always been in a bit of a limbo. Baltimore had riots during the Civil War between pro-Confederates and pro-Unionists (most of the Unionists were German immigrants interestingly since they tended to lean more left at the time).
Baltimore: where the industrial decay of the North meets the casual racism of the South.
Washington D.C.: Southern Efficiency and Northern Hospitality (ascribed to JFK)
Northern Hospitality
I’ve never been randomly shouted at by store owners in DC?
No disrespect to Wawa or Sheetz, but they are mere ants before the gas station treat behemoth that is Buc-ee’s.
Planters makes some good ass peanuts even if Mr. Peanut is a bourgeoise capitalist.
What about Baby Nut?
Jury is still out, he's too young.
Baby nut is the future of the democratic party.
I will not take any questions
Baby Nut
I had to google. I never even heard of that. I never see ads.
Still shocks me every time I see those two words next to eachother
Begs the question: what was the most Snackoyanist oblast in the Soviet Union?
It's called The Snack Belt
Well yeah it is the treat ooze that created Fetterman
Jonathan Greenblatt inscribed אמת into a congealed block of hersheys syrup and sheetz BBQ sauce
is also in Pennsylvania. Tastykake sounds like a porno category.
Pronounced: tasty cock, eh?
bukkake
Book cock, eh?
it is crazy yes
but the food here is fantastic
Shoofly Pie!