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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 120 points 11 months ago

Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 82 points 11 months ago

It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 11 months ago

Not necessarily. Open AI is trained with so much porn, and people ask it for so much porn, that it just assumes that all requests should include huge tits automatically.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 107 points 11 months ago

app store F2P game lookin ass

[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 73 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Save your settlement from the savages! Impress the local maiden with your traditional values!

White Supremacist: Factions at War

Download now!

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

tfw your perfect existence is just an Evony ad

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[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 78 points 11 months ago

reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 65 points 11 months ago

And the pilgrims had to keep building walls around their settlements so their "trad wives" wouldn't sneak off in the middle of the night and go and join the nearby native societies that would treat them like people and not like baby factories.

[-] iwilljustforget@lemmy.ml 30 points 11 months ago

I would love to see a source on this. No really. Being able to shove this as a fact in specific people's faces would make my whole decade. Please have a legitimate source.

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[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 69 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

"Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

probably this

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago

Sexual pathology, in my politics? It's more likely than you think!

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're actually right, most of this shit did come from the conservative side of the fetish community

I have no idea how they broke containment but I really wasn't paying much attention to these weirdos

[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago

An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Artificial, plastic, performative, insecure, and abrasive on purpose to "trigger the libs."

As usual. lenin-sleeping

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

Dude's elbow is right in the candle

[-] Phish@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

He does have tougher elbows, gotta hand it to him.

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[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They look like historically accurate pilgrims to me. Cant wait till they replace all the pictures in history books with such life like depictions so-true

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[-] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.

[-] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 29 points 11 months ago

There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.

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[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago
[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

All politics is revealed as sexual pathology.

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[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

The VVitch (2015)

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie very-smart

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

I could bite his nipples off with zero effort

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

My horrifying mutant flesh family.

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone

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[-] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

That baby with a demonically large smile

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I want to know the AI generation terms they used.

[-] smokeppb@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

What if...bara pilgrims....

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