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Somehow this isn't parody.
t. guy with an extremely-unscratched truckbed
My brother in Allah your culture is literally just a bunch of marketing campaigns.
I WILL HAVE ONE COL' BEER AND ONE BLUED JEAN SERVED ON A BED OF TRUCK PLEASE
AND SONGS ABOUT TRUCK PRODUCTS 
Also thrse people would get the fuck beaten out of them for watching "removed littlr girl cartoons" by their peers if they actually interacted with their "southern culture"
It's tragic, I was acquainted with a few of these types in high school and they spent all their days floating at the edge of normie cliques, silently rehearsing their fantasies of one day joining the military, instead of just letting go and joining me and the other abberants getting into shouting matches over who had misquoted Futurama.
I can smell the tobacco spit in this image
The other half of the founding fathers who wanted to just do feudalism started a civil war then lost isn't a culture, I'm sorry its just not if your culture dosent have a unified language, geography, religious/cultural and maybe the bare minimum is like 1000 years I don't want to hear about it.
But you know what I'm not even gonna go their as their are problems in defining culture like I just did.. the south dosent have a united BBQ culture let alone a full blown culture so get the fuck out of here. 
I live innawoods, my car is splattered with mud from getting it out of my driveway when it rained. Many of my friends growing up were deeply impoverished (rusty-ass trampolines, sun-bleached toys strewn over the yard, "ignore Uncle Jim, he won't talk, he's playin his online poker", wife-beating happening in the other room stuff) and I had to go to all their horrible evangelical grifter churches when I slept over on Saturdays.
My point is that I'm just as if not more "southern" than the dorks like this guy and I'm a communist or some shit LMAO OWNED
Country ass 
or not, "y'all" was desperately needed for the English language.
Centuries ago English used to have "ye" for the second person plural pronoun, but I guess Anglo culture is fundamentally individualistic and makes even talking about stuff collectively an awkward experience.
Centuries ago English used to have "ye" for the second person plural pronoun
"ye" was just a written-shorthand version of "the" until people read it the way it looked retroactively.
Yes and no. The ye in "ye olde shoppe" was "the" with the "thorn" character which looks kinda like a y if you write it fancy. The ye in "Hear ye, hear ye" was actually said as ye and was the second person plural.
I know it's more complicated than that especially because centuries of "ye" said as "yeeee" established a new precedent anyway.
I just wanted an excuse to use the emoji.
Hear Youse or hear y'all sound odd still
This is you’se erasure
Who's "they?" The vast swath of the eastern seaboard defined by western european immigrants like the Italians and Irish, the "fugeddaboudit" and "BAHSTAHN" guys that everyone thinks of when they think of New England cities? The west coast people known for wine exports, distinctive music and film cultures, drug culture, etc?
Southern culture is now largely defined by hollow rhetoric and hypocrisy. They want to be rednecks with big trucks but they whine about how much they have to tip the food slave who brings their DoorDash order. They talk constantly about Christian values and then indulge in hedonistic lives and go out drinking alcohol to excess and fornicating (which the Bible explicitly says will bar you from entering Heaven 
)
confederate anime pretty much guarantees this person has as many bad takes as humanly possible
Ask them about the tiger tank, I’m sure they have unproblematic and accurate takes.
How do fascist weebs even tell their moeblobs apart? Just looks like hair color swaps across their spank bank cliches. 
Good shows will have a lot of head and body shapes, but most of them don't and it's just the hair. IMO the reason so many of them have horns and tails and stuff is to make their silhouette more recognizable without potentially compromising the standard "pretty face" that most otaku demand.
FFXIV did that with Au Ra. They almost looked more interesting, as hinted at by Yugiri wearing a mask for so long, but the weebs got their way.
A problem I've noticed too. For every good designed character like 
you have these moeblobs that you cannot tell apart.
This one is the tsundere. Here's the yandere(s) that fight for senpai. This one is the obligatory blank-faced even younger coded one for the especially creepy. Put hair colors in a randomizer and you got a new show! 
Distinct recognizable culture such as slavery?
Distinctly recognizable culture such as poverty merch and a Schizophrenic sense of patriotism.
America is just a very large cargo cult.
It's really funny also to think that the northeast, midwest, or PNW don't have distinct recognizable cultures. They've probably become less distinct now because they actually produced interesting culture, and not just truck nuts and racism.
and not just truck nuts and racism.
🤓 UMmm aktchually 🤓
Depending on who you believe the TRUE inventor of the truck nuts is, they're from either San Bernardino CA or Rio Rancho NM
Tbh racism is just appropriating Boston culture as well.
I did like how Far Cry 5 presented American culture
I tried to think of something clever to say to this but it melted my brain a little so I'm just gonna move on
The best and most celebration worthy parts of southern culture almost entirely come from black people. Not whatever this shit is