There's no fuckin way he goes to jail, but if he dies... I don't think any of them will really follow in his footsteps. None of them have the chops for it, and will satisfy themselves with whatever smaller grifts they can manage.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Barron for sure. He's the prince who was promised

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Don Jr. is married off to Tyrion Lannister.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A new high stakes season of the apprentice. The first task is to smuggle a phone to their dad.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Eric your fired

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

His older daughter most probably. Ivanka I think? First woman president of the USA! 👠💅

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Is it her turn?!

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Most likely Ivanka. She's the most popular one next to Jr. and unlike him, she's more diplomatic and not as involved in the culture war bs.

[–] Hexbollah@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Tiffany as the dark horse. Everyone forgets Tiffany exists. Even the other Trump children.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

god damn that's a hapsburg-ass lookin' family

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Tiffany secretly pulls the strings in the family.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one in the middle

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

He has a certain something to him

[–] KatsInSpace@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

trump is the whole show, there is nothing without the donald

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don jr wishes it was him

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Kendall Roy energy