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It is now 2024, and therefore illegal to be white.

Please refrain from being white.

Please don't be a mayo-ass, cumskin, kkkrakkker, bleachie, wonder bread, and/or any other form of white.

Respect the law.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Lmao what do these jokers think illegal means?

The whole government is anti-Marxist lmao

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

It means people are mean to them on the internet sometimes.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Have you EVER been a member of, or in any way affiliated with, the white race or any other totalitarian ethnicity (in the United States or abroad)?"

— US immigration form I-485, Question 56

Edit: How come the admins haven't added this to the site taglines yet? 😡😡

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Heck yea I support Caucasians stalin-pipe rat-salute-2

Georgia sweet Georgia 🇬🇪

...

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

Gonna call my local police department and ask what they're doing about all the illegal whites walking around on the streets.

[-] itspizzatime@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Be careful, the police department may be run by the whites.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

White Nationalist

pro-White

pro-Western Culture

anti-Marxist

Why did he put "white nationalist" four times

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Fostering an underground resistance group by starting a secret book club where we read pop psychology books while drinking wine.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Making my own mayo while peaking out the blinds furtively and turning up the soundtrack from the movie Friday to disguise my activities.

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

well i'll go turn myself in. i'm not happy but i understand it's for the best. good luck building communism!

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

First they came for the nazis, and I was like lol

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

This guy either uses a picture of Edward Norton from American History X as his pfp or he is doing his darnedest to imitate his look.

Weird how someone like that would be talking about how white nationalists are under threat.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

well it was this or the oakleys in the truck selfie

[-] Bnova@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Oh fuck oh shit. I'm Slavic and that's different right guys?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Depends on the mood of WASPs or other idiots. Slova Ukroni? That's whiteness right there! Buuuut go back just a few years aaaaand... "What's an Ukraine? Ah those dirty ruskies ok."

[-] Bnova@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

What if Croatian? We're basically Greek, which is basically Turkish, which is basically Arab.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I don't know, being basically Turkish gets you dangerously close to Caucasia

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

For the Slavs, we flip a coin every 6 years to determine if you’re a cracker or not.

[-] jared@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

The irony here is that the same white nationalist would most likely have a meltdown if a minority were to post a similar post.

White nationalists would like to see themselves as oppressed irregardless of reality.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

breakin' the law, breakin' the law

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Im going to go to the tanning salon, hopefully ill pass enough to evade capture.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

It's open season on whitey, and I'm joining the hunt.

[-] Bnova@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Interesting order, it's definitely taboo to be:

white nationalist

Christian <- we are here (since Zoomers)

pro-white

White

anti-Marxist

pro-Western culture

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Is making everything in a rice cooker white? Asking for...a friend...

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

It’s not all that surprising per se, but it’s kind of amazing to me how when I go on twitter and see an openly white nationalist / white supremacist reply, like 90% of the time if I go to that user’s bio there’s something in there about being “follower of Jesus”, “Christian Nationalist”, or “Christ is King”.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I was raised Christian. I have met well groomed Christians. I have met rich Christians. I have met pastors. I have, at least, seen people who study the bible. Not once have I encountered a Christ is king type offline. Just the provocateur on a college campus or the Westboro Baptist Church but even they're not going around saying that the nation should be a 1950s ad campaign, just that we're all sodomites.

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Soon it will be Illegal to be from Honduras

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago
[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

not to get all serious in this meme post, but:I find this sort of joke similar to the ol "no woman on the internet" joke in that declaring the absence of women, poc on the internet etc only serves to alienate the ones who are here, and invites hostility and accusations of attention when someone draws attention to their race/gender. Because there are plenty of non white people on here.


anyway, another crackkka down, unlimited genocide on the 1st world qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

That's fair, although tbh I do believe most people here are probably white or white passing

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