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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

capitalism is like a human centipede if it was just one guy chugging diarrhea from his own ass

[–] Viatorem@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I want this quote tattooed on me

[–] Des@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

data-laughing fucking burgerpunk shit i love it

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I love this so much. Watching capitalism completely and utterly fail in real time is chefs-kiss

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately I just tried this and it didn't work :(

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So what exactly is happening here? People trying to use AI to post fake products?

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Layers and layers of bullshit marketing, re-listing, AI written descriptions. The internet is becoming a simulacra of a simulacra, totally disconnected from even a hallucination of reality

[–] dom@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Isn’t that just all of Amazon

Also drop shipping is like digging for gold in a gold rush. I’m going to retire off the money made from my $6000 dropshipping course

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I remember some friends and I went trawling through Amazon to find the weirdest shit we could find, including wolf milk for raising wolf pups and a Mo'hel practice kit that included a fake rubber baby and a number of replaceable baby dicks you could circumcise. I wonder what AI would think about that.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd like you to meet our new Director of Product

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Unlimited genocide on gmod animations. We did not need anything else past the gmod idiot box.

[–] bloop@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

We’ve truly reached the pinnacle of human innovation

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

it's awesome that every method of collating and sorting all human knowledge that was previously enabled by the internet will soon be destroyed by the howling post-symbolic madness of the automated market

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

this is unfortunately fake news. I just tried the search and found nothing of the kind

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They probably fixed it, but it was real

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

damn, I wanted to buy one and report back on what showed up

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One showed up for me when I searched for analyze generate product

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 months ago

Aaaaaaand it's gone