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We need a total and complete shutdown of all Ivy League anthropology departments until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

https://twitter.com/Magnus_Fiskesjo/status/1764725547827859605

Interesting that Viking battle-axes used to rape and pillage defenceless seaside villages are fetishised by some Scandanavians/Europeans/Americans today as "rad" and "totally awesome as fuck" -- that's truly sick.

And, it is probably part of the broader psychological denial of the gruesome history of bloody violence, on which modern Western capitalist hegemony is founded. a-little-trolling

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 88 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I teach Anthropology&Asian studies @Cornell ; fmr Director, Museum of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm; Cultural Attaché, Swedish Embassy Beijing. Views my own

lol fking asian studies professor too lol

This is the level that western academia is on lol

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Of course this racist behold the masterrace look-alike mofo is an asian studies prof.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you hire a non-Asian Asian studies professor

berdly-smug i got my phd in hentai

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My East Asian studies prof was the WASPiest mfer on the planet, but even though he was a lib he was very cool: fluent in Mandarin, Japanese, and Korean (like actually fluent, as in he published academic papers in all three languages), and really emphasized how China had strong laws to protect minority ethnic groups (e.g. exemptions from the one-child policy, explicit affirmative action, proportional representation, and language preservation efforts).

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

White Chinese studies mfers are either:

  1. wierd sinophiles who are big fans of china and the CPC (oddly enough alot of these are libs that are inexplicably pro-china)

  2. the most sinophobic and racist mfers to walk the earth

no middle ground

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wierd sinophiles who are big fans of china and the CPC (oddly enough alot of these are libs that are inexplicably pro-china)

so, pretty much this website? data-laughing

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

SHOTS FIRED HEXBEAR DOWN

[–] echognomics@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"When western academia sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing orientalism. They’re bringing imperialism. They’re colonisers. And some, I assume, are good people."

I'm trying to imagine a professor who's "approachable and easygoing" and yet frequently goes off on tangents about the devious chinese brainpan. How rabid of a racist do you need to be before Ivy League students start to dislike you on a personal level?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

rabid racism is precisely what they look for to teach an asian studies course in an ivy

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

Radio free asia studies professor more like.

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Surprised those are still up. I had a comment removed for the most bland statement saying a prof was racist. Was very funny that a year later his ass was kicked out (temporarily because fuck America) for making the dumbest comments possible during 2020.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 67 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

How can you be an anthropology and Asian studies professor, see these frilly edges and the ornamentation and the fact that it is made from fucking jade and think "yeah, the ancestors of the evil Chinese CeeCeePee absolutely used these to behead people"?

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tapping the sign again...

The answer is simple: the personal qualities of present-day professors are such that we may find among them even exceptionally stupid people like Tugan. But the social status of professors in bourgeois society is such that only those are allowed to hold such posts who sell science to serve the interests of capital, and agree to utter the most fatuous nonsense, the most unscrupulous drivel and twaddle against the socialists. The bourgeoisie will forgive the professors all this as long as they go on “abolishing” socialism.

back-to-me

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

One of my fav communism quotes ✨

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

it's actually oxidized bronze, not that that supports a beheading usecase, it'd still suck for that.

looking up the viability of jade weaponry was kind of interesting though, they've found some axes & knifes, it's supposed to be a very hard rock---so you probably could make an execution tool out of it.

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

you probably could make an execution tool out of it.

thonk-trans gui-trans

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

actually exactly what i was thinking lmao sicko-mega

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Jade was valued for its malleability, similar to gold in that way. There were all sorts of ceremonial weapons made out of jade, for instance a jade saber would be awarded to distinguished scholars.

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I've seen many historic jade clubs that were used by Maori in the museum. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere_(weapon)

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Beheading the locals with a butter knife

[–] axont@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How can anyone look at any ornamental weapon and assume it's used for anything other than looking nice? The only ceremonial weapons that I know about that were used as killing implements were sometimes frou-frou fancy boys would have elaborately engraved flintlock pistols.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Nick Cage used the fuck out of his gold-plated pistols in Face/Off, checkmate anthropologists

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

why bother working or caring about intellectual honesty when you can just parrot the latest state department line and fail upwards? Nation of grifters and thieves

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

If you're an anthropologist and you want to get a job that pays out of college your options are becoming a mercenary for empire or bank robbery. There's a lot of scum in the profession.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Because it has probably been literal decades since they did any actual research outside of stewing themselves in newspaper articles.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Fuck being a professor, how can you have even the most superficial idea of how an axe works and think this thing was actually used to chop things?

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

anthropology and Asian studies professor

You mean professional blood libeler.

[–] SpanishSpaceAgency@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

how is there no calipers emoji?

also as always us-foreign-policy

[–] echognomics@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

Technically measurehead works as a de facto calipers emoji

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, imagine living in a country that values its violent history. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to play my favorite video game, Red Dead Redemption 2.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

That game is actually good for a western because it acknowledges that westward expansion is genocidal. And it shows that escalating brutality is directly correlated with escalating presence of Pinkertons and cops.

It's still a mass murder simulator though. Like spray painting "this is critical satire" on the side of my killdozer

[–] calzone_gigante 44 points 8 months ago
  • People fetishizing kids with assault rifles on hands - woa that's great because we are protecting ourselves.

  • Haha the axe got a smiling face - horrifying face of a culture built on violence.

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 8 months ago

What a crack pot.

Like the same could be said of the Christian crucifix or countless other things....

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Love this reply

wojak-nooo "Feudal China killed people!!!"

gigachad "as did the Vikings, and all civilizations, but that's no reason to abandon the study of history."

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If China shows pre-communist, feudal history, then it's propaganda to make the party look good. But if they don't show pre-communist history, then they're authoritarians trying to erase the past

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Insert Parenti quote here.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 8 months ago

Libs talking about a country the US don't like:

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interesting that Viking battle-axes used to rape and pillage defenceless seaside villages are fetishised by some Scandanavians/Europeans/Americans today as "rad" and "totally awesome as fuck"

Those seaside villages were Br*tish though? Critical support???

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

nerd uhm actually they weren't british and the concept of a greater british identity wouldn't exist in the era of viking raids across europe actually

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

I love that I live in the timeline where any mouth breathing dumbass can just inject their idiocy straight into my eyeballs

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit that thing is gorgeous

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's wild seeing stuff that was actually made by skilled craftspeople and realize "aw man we actually don't even get better shit now we just get more expensive shit that's 1/10th of the quality"

Enshitificiation has been going on for a while.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Sicko ax emoji?

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

just gets fucking obliterated

long live the CPC

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

bateman-desperate "Yeah, Dunk Tank hall of fame? Do I got a banger of a tweet to report to you today"

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I feel like it's important here to note that Swedish State Media has used Magnus Fiskesjö as an "expert" to comment on news stories about China on numerous occasions.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Gruesome history of bloody violence, on which China is founded

Racist bitch doesn't even have any self awareness, they're just saying "white people aren't violent, but those evil asians are "

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Is the cute axe head actually jade though? It looks like bronze to me.

Also, what random 19th century time machine did all these "China watchers" come out of? They just repeat the exact same bullshit about the "inscrutable orientals" over and over again. Why not come up with some new racism instead of just sticking to bullshit from over a century ago?

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