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State owned kitties. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

AMLO NO, THE STRUGGLE SESSION outdoor-cat

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Outdoor cats can have little a salsa, as a treat

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

Oh my god shut the fuck up.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 38 points 6 months ago

Whenever you see these nonces just send them the pics of Hitler with his dogs

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

I'm genuinely glad I've never had a Twitter account because I'm forced to just go on with my day.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

love to psychoanalyze people who I only know exist through headlines, gotta be one of the great pastimes post- Johannes Gutenberg's big ink machine.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Pigs are beautiful creatures that I love and respect feral-hog

But that doesn't stop me from using the word to mean something else cop

[-] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Yeah pigs are definitely some of my favorite animals, and maybe in an abstract sense using it as an insult is problematic and should eventually be phased out. But cops fucking hate it and that's more important to me for now emilie-shrug

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

It used to be 'look for the Hitler or Harry Potter line', now it's all 'look for the Trump line'

These people will still be spouting off about how he ruined everything when we're in 2040

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

To be completely fair, it was very funny that he looked into the sun. Could have sworn we had an emoji for it.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

He’ll still be the butt of eclipse jokes when it happens again in 2044.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

AMLO seizing the means of purr-duction.

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

OUTDOOR CATS!!!

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

hyperactive immune cells of the city organism

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

The sparrows fuckin' deserved it chairman-meow

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Los gatos del estato

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

cri i don't want amlo to leave office

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

anarkitty

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

People will say that Stalin was a rich man because he owned 9bababillions cats, but the cats were state-owned.

[-] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 months ago

nationalize all kittens. and ducks while you are at it.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Aye, but they're not part of the national palace, eh?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

(editors note: I originally wanted this to be a bit referencing Obama's weird sexpest period in college obama-spike but then I couldn't immediately nail the tone and gave up. So uhhh just imagine it's Obama and it's funny)

Everybody talks about state owned kitties but when are we gonna talk about the real need all Americans have? I am of course talking about State owned titties. Under my program, any citizen can get a pair of bolt-ons paid for by the state. For free! The titties will be repossessed after death, and can then be reapplied to any other willing citizen. Don't get your nipples twisted, titties for all.