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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago

Coca-Colonialized is kinda a banger

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

the origins of maoist standard english

[-] bananon@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Coca-Colonization goes goes so hard

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

youre-laughing my mom is addicted to coca-cola and you're laughing. she gets a really annoying headache if she doesn't have one.

..."sucking the leg of a recently massaged athlete."

jesse-wtf

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Yeah “being between the thighs of a muscular athlete” isn’t exactly the devastating analogy they were going for.

That being said, the caffeine content in coke is relatively low, how much is she drinking a day that she’s getting caffeine withdrawal headaches from abstaining?

[-] replaceable@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Maybe the caffeine content used to be higher?

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

If this is true and if her headaches aren't placebo/based on a behavioral addiction then I'd say it's definitely the sugar that's causing it over the caffeine.

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

i assumed this was written when/where it still had cocaine in it

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago
[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

For the youngins, after the "end of history" and the cold war closing, western activists focused a lot of attention on mega corporations and their political sponsors (mcd, coke, Walmart, WTO, G8 etc). Remember adbusters? 9/11 (which hit a WORLD TRADE center) kinda changed the focus

[-] Des@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

and people forget adbusters was involved in occupy wall street. basically kicked it off

omg i remember those magazines being my first introduction to "radical politics" in high school

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago
[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

After watching his lectures I'm trying to quit for the most part.

[-] drinkinglakewater@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

The Belgium Communists were right

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Quark: I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.

Elim Garak: What is it?

Quark: A human drink. It's called root beer.

Elim Garak: [unwilling] Uh, I don't know...

Quark: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?

[Garak sighs, takes a sip and gags]

Quark: What do you think?

Elim Garak: It's vile!

Quark: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy.

Elim Garak: Just like the Federation.

Quark: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

Elim Garak: It's insidious!

Quark: Just like the Federation.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I'm in the Federation class starship drinking A&W Rootbeer picard-excited

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Computer

[Trilling noise]

Root beer, Mug brand, cold, one pint

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

dude, root beer is the only good soda

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

My uncle Chen is like this! I've posted this before re: my uncle

His hardline anti Coca-Cola stance (that the version sold in China has been altered and is an American ploy to sterilize the Chinese people to maintain hegemony, the version Americans drink and appear in film is to lure us into thinking it's safe) is actually so absurd it's kinda funny. Like none of the scientists and doctors in China has noticed this massive conspiracy, it's just his gut feeling. He's let go of that theory in recent years but still maintains it's bad for you (which is true, but for a chain smoker who drinks 65% ABV grain alcohol, is kind of a moot point).

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

What the fuck is a "Cokeman"?

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

he's Moorish

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

My partner is addicted to the Cola, it's true. I don't get it, myself.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Coca-Colonialism is a banger

the original treats discourse

[-] slumsoul@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I believe it's The Cola Wars by Harvey Yazijian and J. C. Louis.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Saw it on twitter but trying to search with quotes on Google turns up nothing, sorry

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Google is really bad for searching quotes in the last few years.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

now I want a coconut cola

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

nice to know that leftists of the past were also struggling to transcend the spectacle and formulate a genuinely radical politics

[-] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

...so the communists and fascists were arguing about who hates Coke more?

[-] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 months ago

I'm a Ginger Ale boy... wth is this bullshit?

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

The Coke bottling plant was a what factory in what

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