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Dude should've kept making "top 10 worst Wii games from 2006" TV segments and doing coke at the game awards

UPDATE: he deleted his account michael-laugh hahaha che-smile

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 111 points 6 months ago (5 children)

He's having a meltdown about the reaction to this. Keep bullying.

[–] SirKlingoftheDrains@hexbear.net 87 points 6 months ago (5 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 73 points 6 months ago

Lol thanks for posting, he blocked me lmaooooo

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago

"They rent themselves out to give antisemites cover"

hitler-detector

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

Hmm, seems to me Adam is the only one hating on Jews in that exchange

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

No true ~~Scotsman~~ Jew

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 82 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He deleted his account, what an incredible tantrum

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

Holy shit lmaoooooooooooooo not blocked, deleted.

Fuck me that's so fucking funny hahahahaha

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know this man’s ideology is I N C O H E R E N T

Bro has NO fucking clue what’s going on lol

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

His ideology is scratched lib.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If you ever wanted a definition of a manchild, all you need is a picture of that fucking dweeb.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 6 months ago

When even Kevin Perreira is less of a fuckin manchild than you are, you took several wrong turns in life

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"I'm not owned, I'm not owned" I say as I shrink away into nothingnesswojak-nooo

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 91 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 92 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah people should keep in mind, this is how liberals feel about you. They will humor you as long as they think they can get something from you, but this is the response to a challenge from their left that they always have in the back of their minds.

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[–] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And then scratch them again. And again.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

maduro-katana-1peter-running lib scratcher! Lib scratcher!

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[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago

Don't even have to scratch them anymore

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 91 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Incredible how they're hollowing out what little remains of the Democratic Party base. Like banning TikTok ffs. In 10 years they'll all be talking about how they were against Israel from the start.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Libs think that the Dems are the good party by definition and that it is everyone's job to vote for them. They will do whatever they want, then demand your vote. And it still works surprisingly often, probably greatly helped by the Republicans being such obvious crazies, whereas the libs are sometimes able to mask their crazy by politely talking about "believe in science", "social justice", "rules-based order" and stuff like that.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This shtick only works so long as enough libs are comfortable in life to tune out if day-to-day politics. Unfortunately for Dems their yuppie, middle income base is starting to feel the effects of imperialism at home. These types of crackdowns and bans aren't supposed to happen here. And people outside of that income/class bubble are dealing with so much BS right now that I can see this election having abysmal turnout.

We should be recruiting actively for whatever orgs we're in. People need to know alternatives exist before the fascists get to them.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 87 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Guy who seemingly embraces "genocidal scumbag guardian" label shockingly doesn't care what happens to protestorsshocked-pikachu

Bet he also likes to tell people that if Trump wins he'll send the Gestapo to murder all his opponents and critics like libs love to fantasize when vote shaming people.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

they’re just like Trump voters, so I will act just like Trump and ask the cops to bust them up plz!

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 84 points 6 months ago

Nobody is anti-authoritarian when the authorities are hurting the people they want hurt.

[–] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 83 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One of the guys who spent the 2000s wearing fake buck teeth and making used panty vending machine jokes every time a Japanese RPG was released has bad opinions? Who could have seen this coming

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Gamers have a normal opinion about Japan challenge: level impossible

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 68 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Anti-imperialist pro-Palestine protestors are Trump voters, hexbear users are Trump supporters, Russia and China support Trump. The line between conspiracy theorist libs and MAGAcommunists is a thin one.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please run this back for me one more time because I’m not sure I get it

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[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

Bullying works

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 67 points 6 months ago

This is your reminder that liberals, even ones that claim to be "progressive," hate leftists at least as much as reactionaries, if not more.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago

I feel like the cognitive dissonance is genuinely breaking a lot of NATO libs minds right now, especially the student protests

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That name sounds so familiar and yet nothing else about this person seems familiar.

[–] UrsineApathy@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (4 children)

He was a host on a bunch of video game themed talk shows on the G4TV channel back in the late 2000's if that rings any bells.

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[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

he-admit-it "genocidal scumbag"

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 55 points 6 months ago

Adam Sessler is a strong candidate for the most scratched liberal of all time

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 49 points 6 months ago

Adam "Definitely still relevant in 2024" Sessler

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 45 points 6 months ago

Dude made a single policy his whole personality, look at his user name.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

Definitely a normal thing to post

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 36 points 6 months ago

Gosh I wonder why they hate you Adam? What a mystery!

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hope someone busts that cracker in the mouth with a brick

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

RIP BOZO('s Twitter account)

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