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Hey guys I had SEX last night! (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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It made my pee pee feel good it was great!

I guess I'm gay now.

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 62 points 6 months ago (1 children)

friend-visitor-1 speech-side-l-1 Hey guys I had sex last night speech-side-l-2

speech-side-r-1 Peepeepilled feelgoodmaxxer speech-side-r-2 friend-visitor-2

friend-visitor-3

friend-visitor-4

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

ban

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

Congrats on the sex!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh lah dee dah look at the sex haver over here lording it over us

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

sex haver

big-cool

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I asked, but my wife said no. I really respect her commitment to helping me stay volcel. nyet

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

volcel-judge

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

It better have been revolutionary volcel-judge

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

lol at all the people here believing that sex is real

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

sicko-yes

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 months ago

Oh no! Tell me you saved your vital fluids! 😬

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

pics or it didn't happen

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

congratulations

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

sicko-gay soypoint-2

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you have sex with a woman you're GAY

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

I don't have any children but I'm over 30 deeper-sadness

Have pee pee feel good sex makes me gay

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Welcome to

fire GAY SEX fire

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

You Got them Tiger !

[–] jaywalker@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

With a person?!

[–] flan@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Congratulations, Shinji.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Call the Volcel police!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reddit is leaking...

(literally, it seems)

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I did think to put "sexy sexxers of sexxit" under this, ngl

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Was there a remembrance of Stalin before hand?

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

waow-based

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

doubt

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

What's better than sex? Gay sex

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

If you enjoyed it then it's gay sex. Straight sex is a chore people do out of obligation to the state