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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 92 points 3 months ago

My grandpa lived through your "glorious cultural revolution". One day the communists came to his village and said "all of you are now pee boys". They had to pee for hours on end to entertain party officials. Mao would scream at my grandpa, he'd scream "I want to see a yellow river out of you boy". Even as an old man, he would walk around crying and asking people if they wanted to watch him pee. That's what communism is. From each according to their ability.

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

That is my grandpa. He is exhausted from peeing too much. All of the communists would laugh and shout "to us according to our need! again!"

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 89 points 3 months ago

It must be so damn easy to be an anti-communist, you can literally make stuff up on the spot and just call people "tankies" when they don't believe you.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

hearing rumors transmitted to your dipshit school classmate by his dad who heard it from his extended family is "lived experience", commie.

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[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 84 points 3 months ago

mao was truly a terrible human being. he punished my friend’s cousin’s family for writing steven universe fanfic. burnt everything and made them do hard labor.

Tagline now

[-] buh@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago
[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 82 points 3 months ago
[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago

I really don't understand why anti-communists have to go so wild with their misinfo.

Like, I get they haven't actually read shit about communist history to bring up actual fuck-ups of this-or-that revolution but, like...

It always ends up as "Mao's pisswife ate my third granduncle twice removed's egg factory!"

[-] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Saying Mao read only 2 books is insane. Man was literally a librarian

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

famous non-reader mao zedong. guy who wrote poetry with a calligraphy brush? guy who could probably quote much of water margin? no actually he just read two books

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Man was literally a librarian

TBH in my experience there's no one who hates literacy quite like university librarians

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

she decided to pee for hours on end

waow-based

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[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

Wow this is peak level brainworms

btw I found the source for this, it actually looks legit

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 51 points 3 months ago

If you have a piss fetish this would be a dream come true

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago

They're basically describing the piss version of chinese water torture so I'm 100% this is like "the propagandists barely disguised fetish" either at the poster or somewhere up the line from there. It's so obvious.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

"the propagandists barely disguised fetish"

First thing that came to mind:

https://youtu.be/WgrE1yygZmk (CW: sexual content)

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

God I love WKUK and also yeah, nailed it. That is exactly what is happening here

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

My friend's dad works at Nintendo and he says that there's a secret Nudeality in Mortal Kombat II

[-] BlameButtigieg@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Thank you this is legit much better brainrot content than a random Twitter screenshot with a caption like "ouuugh this made me so mad >:)"

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

I didn't know Senator Armstrong had a Tumblr.

made-it-the-fuck-up

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Holy shit I'm Mao's wife!

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[-] jack@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

it took her all day to pee cos she was tone deaf and you cant pee in chinese without using the correct tones!

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

i knew a guy who worked for mao and said that other guy was a liar

lived experience and all you can take it or leave it but i trust him

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago

Can confirm, I'm a chair at Mao's place and he was chill.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

sadness mfw i couldnt be a chair at moas place when he was married to slow drip wife

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] D61@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Piss Pig Grandpa... meet Piss Pig Grandma.

[-] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Brace does LOVE Jiang Qing

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

Just pee on the bourgeoisie

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Lived experience is good enough for me

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

100 days and 100 nights of straight PISSING - 4 hours of golden shower action!

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Average JAV production

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

As we all know, Mao told everyone who worked for him about his wife's pissing habits. That's a totally normal thing to talk about.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago
[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

My friend's dad's second uncle removed also said that biden is hitler therefore

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