*weapons of mass dementia 
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it was past 4 PM, I was sick, oh and the Russians microwaved me
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This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.
What this says to me is, former spy whose knowledge of the Russian security state became outdated decades ago is desperately spewing bullshit in order to create the illusion they’re still useful.
The counterfactual here is even funnier, collapsing nation russia in 1993 somehow managed to develop illness-giving-untraceable-energy-weapons and then just didn't use any of them for a good 30 years
they only see biden as real threat to 1000 year tsardom of soviet republics, 
Master...forgive me...I must use the Gauss RIfle / Item 62 like, a lot. All the time of a sudden, actually.
The Ruzzian have sicced the Monolith on poor Joe's cortex
Biden has Havana Syndrome is just a fucking amazing way to spin this, oh my god i'm so happy
Yeah, I've got Havana syndrome
Havana hard time drawing a clock
You have to be in the Havana district of Cuba to get Havana syndrome, otherwise its sparkling brainworms
The Russians have developed a dementia cannon
Beamis
I feel like maybe these people don't really get Occam's razor...
"The simplest explanation is the best! And what could be simpler than just blaming everything on Havana Syndrome?" 
I knew they were going to find a way to blame Genocide Joe's dementia on Russia.
Surely you mean "dementsiya".
Dastardly Russia managed to use the very passage of linear time to age this man into dementia
They gave him a special virus that made him allergic to adrenochrome
Havana couple of beers 🍻
every time they hit him with another zap, he says, "THE IDEA"
Did the US ever even claim to find any evidence of the Havana syndrome being caused by energy weapons? Like, they closely investigated for over the decade while it was apparently going on. The technology to detect EM waves from long wave radio all the way up to gamma rays has existed for a long time and isn't anything novel at this point as far as I know. And while there are ways of making signals hard to detect, they pretty much all require the received energy to be somewhat similar to the backgrouond noise level and preferably quite a lot lower. Instead, a directed energy weapon would have be irradiating the receiver with quite a bit of power unless the Cuban/Soviet forces found some special signal that can disrupt brain activity. And even then, if it follows a specific pattern, then the odds of detecting it would go up a hell of a lot.
This garbage theory originated in Havana and some scientists noted that it occurred during a time when embassies were being fumigated as Zika was a concern, and exposure to the fumigants would've caused the symptoms being experienced
And it has turned into this absolutely deranged, nonsensical plot about how 'the evil countries' are using hitherto unknown weaponry on our brave men and women
Fuck this idiot heap called a country
The closest to actual evidence IIRC was that all the embassies etc that were effected were using the same insecticide. You'll note that this is not a directed energy weapon.
You'll note that this is not a directed energy weapon
This is literally what Putin would say
mass is energy, and spraying insecticide is definitely directed. so there.
evidence is optional for US consent manufacturing
Just have to buy evidence offset credits
I thought the accusation was that the Cubans had some kind of sound wave guns
Putler shot Joe Brandon with the Cubanic raygun!
See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fucking Beam
RFK Jr. shot worm energy into Biden's brain and scrambled him.
Yeah he's got Havana Syndrome, at all times he's mentally back to "havana" cone of rum raisin down by the nickelodeon
X-Files, season 6 episode 2 - Drive. ELF antennas for Trident Sub communications causes people's heads to explode. This is the source of Havana derangement syndrome.
A young Walter white gets his mind blown
Project Seafarer was a real project in the 80s too. And a smaller version of Project Sanguine that in the previous decades had been campaigned against and sabotaged until they were forced to abandon it.
Sorry I forgot your birthday again. Those Havana beams are all over the place lately.
i;m thinkin bout thos beams
the russians said they were taking biden to get iced cream and then they dropped him off at the beach that makes you old :(
Biden never worked as a CIA contractor in Cuba, this is stolen valor!