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Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God; continue this holy Jihad against the Amerikkkan heretics and apostates.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/carlo-maria-vigano-pope-excommunicates-trump-loving-ultra-conservative

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Kinda inevitable consequences of reinventing protestantism to own the pope ngl. This is not catholicism's first rodeo.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of that Twitter “tradcath” convert that didn’t know about papal supremacy.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

There's an odd amount of chud converts that keep going "where's this guy getting off telling me how catholicism works"

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

That shit is so funny to me. Like when you boil it down to the bones all this "trad" shit is them trying to find a higher authority so they can be good little obedient drones because the secret to every authoritarian is that they love being told what to do. But they can't even do that right because their internet-brained contrarianism worms have burrowed too deep to let go.

In a decade they'll be scolding Wahhabi clerics or some shit after converting to Islam in their never ending quest to find the ultimate trad fix.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

the secret to every authoritarian is that they love being told what to do

me irl

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

panting

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

spray-bottle

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

top-use-words

Read theory

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

I wanted to say I think they're too racist to convert to Islam but OTOH "papists" used to be a word and now isn't and messianic figure to the worst people on the planet Andrew Tate sure did it.

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

'Who gave the pope dictatorial powers!?'

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

That would be either Jesus, Pepin the Short, or Benito Mussolini, depending who you ask.

[-] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

they are called papists for a reason

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

It's funny how they think that they get to pick and choose which parts of their religious doctrine to adhere to.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

"I THOUGHT IT WAS OPTIONAL!"

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

You can actually do that when it's all made up anyway lmao

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

primate of Italy

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Plain pasta

No wine

AI will never understand humanity

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Love too have a big glass of orange jice with my buttered noodles, yim yum

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

let-them-fight

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

SCHISM DAMN YOU

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, it's about goddamn time. I've been wanting him to go since 2018, I never thought they'd actually put their foot down and enforce some doctrine for once.