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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

3 of his kids went to the same school without any of them knowing they were half siblings.

This man probably single handedly tripled the accidental incest occurrence in Europe.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

The ratio absolutely cannot be above 1.005x, iceland has an anti-incest genealogy app made by the state.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

As expected for a people who don't know how to create surnames

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Hey, leave my man Olaf Son-of-Olaf alone

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Further reading, this guy donates in multiple countries, which may or may not share data with each other to prevent incest. He's only banned from further donations in the Netherlands.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

There was also this dude in Nashville. But i guess since it's Texas the incest chart barely even moved.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD!

[-] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Genghis Khan speed run

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

What can't a fella sling sperm around anymore? Woke did this.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

he's gonna have to move to the dark web. selling nut for monero by unmarked mail. that's fucked

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nation’s guidelines say no donor should father more than 25 children in 12 families

550? But 25 * 12 is only 300

Edit: 300 is the limit going forward

[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I think that means a total of 25 children distributed through no more than 12 families, but I really couldn't tell you since the article doesn't clarify.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

All hail the fertility God.

soviet-bottom

shy

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

My man be bustin, full time job.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

“The donor deliberately misinformed prospective parents about the number of children he had already fathered in the past,” the district court in The Hague said.

“All these parents are now confronted with the fact that the children in their family are part of a huge kinship network, with hundreds of half-siblings, which they did not choose,” it said.

The court considered it “sufficiently plausible” that this has or could have negative psychosocial consequences for the children.

This included psychological problems around identity and fears of incest.

[...]

“The interests of the children weigh too heavily and that is why it is forbidden for the gentleman to give further semen.”

Idk, that sounds kind of dumb. Sounds like an "I consent. I consent. I don't." type of dynamic. But I can hear the black pill seething at this situation like the Eye of Sauron gazing into my soul looking for imperfections.

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The fear of incest make sense to me. Like the kids being worried.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Sounds like an "I consent. I consent. I don't." type of dynamic.

First quote says that he's been lying to parents about it so it's not really consent if it's built on lies.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I don’t understand the problem of “identity.” Like are they afraid the children will become depressed knowing they were the result of some Epstein-Muskian agenda or is it just standard depression about “real parents”?

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

i would not want 500 siblings for any reason.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

i will not share my sega game gear with them.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I refuse to go out and buy 499 Mad Katz controllers, the bastards

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Somebody's been drinking his Powerthirst

[-] lengau@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

This dude has had 150 more babies than Powerthirst even advertises!

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Just another case of a socialist government punishing hard work.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

How many times did this dude have to donate sperm to do this? Like, how efficient is this process? Did he have to make hundreds of deposits at the sperm bank?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hundreds of separate deposits? Or one big load of them?

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

They gave him like a 1.5l soda bottle and he just filled it up.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

How can a dead IOF soldier lie about the number of kids he has fathered?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

No, I refuse to be oppressed by this kangaroo court!

[-] mph@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Robert Plant can do whatever he wants.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago

He doesn’t deserve to be punished for this… I hope he gets off lightly

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

he gets off lightly

I think that's the problem

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Random Dutch man put entire IOF to shame, and he even gets to live after that

Fixed the headline

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Breaking: Netherlands deport Nick Cannon

[-] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

BUST ALL OVER eu-cool

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
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