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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 139 points 2 months ago

Dear lurking liberal shitheads who bashed communists and others who said they refused to vote for genocide no matter how much you claimed they were helping Trump usher in a world of fascist darkness.

Congratulations. I hope you get a good refund price for all the smug moral superiority you've been lugging around for 10 months.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago

I hope you get a good refund price for all the smug moral superiority you've been lugging around for 10 months

I hope they don't, learn something for once clowns

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They won't learn anything, we've got 100 years of precedence for this.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago
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[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

Lol I fucking DARE any Lib lurkers to show their fucking faces in this site right now. Seriously, show yourselves COWARDS!

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

10 months

More like 100 years. It's the same story once again.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

They won't care. Just as fascists refuse all consistency and analytic precision in their thinking as long as it gives them access to power, liberals refuse all consistency and analytic precision in their thinking as long as it lets them claim the moral high ground.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 97 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2vMYxF4BE

Great, just fucking great. Not only is he garbage - his brains are continuing to leak out of his ears!

0:31 "Thankfully former Trump is not seriously linjerd."

04:09 "But in America we resolve our differences at the battle box. That's how we do it - at the battle box not with bullets."

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

He's right, we all get together at the battle box and fight with the giant foam polearms from american gladiators.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

My wild hunch is that it was the first take and he simply refused to do another.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

too late in the day, grampy is tired

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Remember-remember when the Linjurd-burg baby was kidnapped? I remember. I remember. I was in Scranton PA like it happened yesterday. I said "Pop, is the Linjurd-burg baby gonna be okay?" And he said "I dunno, son. But you need to recite the Declaration of the Pledge of Allegiance before you brush your teeth and go to bed." So I did. The next day the Linjurd-burg baby was dead. It was sad. So sad. Mom was crying but I think that's because Dad was mean to her about her cooking. And she was a very bad cook. But still everything was so sad."

"And now President Lininjurd Burger was linjurd in the ear-derburg. Almost dead too! America needs to return to its roots. I called Donald-land-o-burger and I told him I as praying for him and I'd help him in whatever way I could. He said "Yeah, whatever." So I know things are gonna be okay. There's nothing we can do - if we do it together. Nothing we can do..."

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[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 79 points 2 months ago

IT WAS A CAMPAIGN 🤣🤣🤣

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago

Whoopies sorry there folks, we didn't mean to imply we had any convictions, or values, or beliefs of any kind, we were just bullshitting for votes sooorrry

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

I'd say the Disco Elysium quote is evergreen but honestly it's increasingly clear Moralism isn't even about control.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

"Greatest threat to democracy ever? That's just a slogan Jack"

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Probably the most jokerfying thing Kamala has ever said.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What happened to all the lemm.ee libs that used to come running to cry about the mortal peril and massive evil of Donald Trump? Where's all the smuglords "correcting" me for saying the two candidates are unquantifiably evil? Where's the debatelords arguing that Biden isn't a sheepdog and isn't just doing what Trump wants to do?

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 74 points 2 months ago

Good cops and bad cops, as goddamned fuckin usual

[-] Balefirex@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Old-school "in a world" movie trailer voice: "The buddy cop movie you never expected to see... They said it couldn't be done... Biden... Trump... Lethal Weapon VII..."

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Would never work, no way is Biden ever gonna say the words "I'm too old for this shit"

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

He calls tbe trump supporter a hero lol. $5 says the trump supporter would’ve celebrated if Biden got shot

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

I saw a tweet of his where he was saying the Palestinians would “get over” being bombed like the Japanese.

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[-] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

This is a lot like that time Trump got covid and the r/politics mods were handing out bans for not having adequate emotional investment.

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[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

Ngl im loving watching him fumble everything under the sun

Doesn’t even feel like he’s the president lololol

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Don’t think a campaign has been this big of a tirefire in history. This dude is taking L’s, sometimes through no fault of his own, but then also doubles down on the L taking.

Pure masochism on a level those on the right and left can’t even comprehend, the libs insist on greatness in this realm.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Won't be soom

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

The parliamentarian said he can't deliver on any campaign promises until he is re-elected.

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[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago

Biden might as well literally campaign for Trump at this point.

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[-] Storm@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I pick up my Staff of Shit-Stirring and wave it over my head, calling the Lemmy Libs to explain themselves.

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Oh I've already talked to libs about this. The excuse is that Democrats are expected to be the party of civility and if they don't act like that they lose suburbanite moderates that will think both parties are the same if Democrats are rude.

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

"Make America great again" - Trump

"To make America so to make America what it is to think about it what's make America so special" - Biden

You can see the teleprompter from the window's reflections. You can just make out the letters scrolling from Biden's forehead lmao

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Genuinely surprised he hasn’t forgotten who’s side he’s on and blurted out out ‘vote Trump’

[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Maybe he's saving that for debate number two

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

"We need to get Trump in the crosshairs!" biden-rember

"No, not like that!" whywhywhywhywhy

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Hexbear and r/neoliberal are in agreement on this.

This might be the end times.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago
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[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago
[-] M68040@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

They can speak for themselves those dicks and I absolutely are enemies

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Life imitates memes brump

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Always being right can be draining...

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