I'd be a moth, the light fluffy ones

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HOLY SHIT THERE'S PINK MOTHS?

Praying Mantis because I love mantis style kung fu.

Black widow spider. I like the tall, scary types.

Or cicada. Nap for 17 years before screaming and getting some and immediately dying. Seems chill.

If spiders count, tarantula or jumping spider. I wanna be fluffy

Else, a rosy maple moth.

Edit: here are some images for each

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

Crowdstrike

Rhino beetles are so cool, imagine having a huge horn.

Big bug

An ant or a bee would be cool. Just you and hundreds/thousands of your homies chilling, working together, doing colony insect stuff.

Weevil

stick bug

Dobson fly because you get to be a creepy looking hellgrammite and a big beautiful quad-winged fly.

Euphoria inda (bumble flower beetle, brown fruit chafer)

A ladybug.

Dragonfly, I would eat so many mosquitoes.

Being an earthworm would be chill I think. Just burrowing all day and hanging out in the cool dark

Logic bomb

Horse fly

A tick. I will infect you all with Lyme disease

Use after free

A cicada

Probably a floating point rounding error

A bat

An ant would be pretty cool

Mayfly

Take me, sweet death

Insulidian Phasmid

bear

Bret Stephens.

whatever type of beetles are on my bean plants, those motherfuckers are eating good rn

Adam Friedland first choice, then one of those ladybugs that's black with red dots instead of red with black dots.

Monarch butterfly because going to Canada and Mexico every year seems cool

i'd be an earwig

i hate earwigs and so does everyone else

I'm an angry bee

I hate everyone I see

I've got the

Gift of the sting

But I can only use it once

Which strikes me as unfair

Because the world is full of c*nts