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I'd be a moth, the light fluffy ones
spoiler
HOLY SHIT THERE'S PINK MOTHS?
Yes! That's the rosy maple moth!
Praying Mantis because I love mantis style kung fu.
Black widow spider. I like the tall, scary types.
Or cicada. Nap for 17 years before screaming and getting some and immediately dying. Seems chill.
If spiders count, tarantula or jumping spider. I wanna be fluffy
Else, a rosy maple moth.
Edit: here are some images for each
Crowdstrike
shiny green/gold with orange lashesglorious jewel scarab (more images)
Beautiful 
Rhino beetles are so cool, imagine having a huge horn.
Big bug
An ant or a bee would be cool. Just you and hundreds/thousands of your homies chilling, working together, doing colony insect stuff.
Weevil
stick bug
Leaf bug would be cool too
Dobson fly because you get to be a creepy looking hellgrammite and a big beautiful quad-winged fly.
A ladybug.
Dragonfly, I would eat so many mosquitoes.
Being an earthworm would be chill I think. Just burrowing all day and hanging out in the cool dark
Logic bomb
Horse fly
A tick. I will infect you all with Lyme disease 
Use after free
A cicada
Probably a floating point rounding error
A bat
An ant would be pretty cool
Mayfly
Take me, sweet death
Insulidian Phasmid
bear
Bret Stephens.
whatever type of beetles are on my bean plants, those motherfuckers are eating good rn
Adam Friedland first choice, then one of those ladybugs that's black with red dots instead of red with black dots.
Monarch butterfly because going to Canada and Mexico every year seems cool
i'd be an earwig
i hate earwigs and so does everyone else
I'm an angry bee
I hate everyone I see
I've got the
Gift of the sting
But I can only use it once
Which strikes me as unfair
Because the world is full of c*nts