it's funnier if you're Dutch where 'ikke' means 'I'/'me' instead of 'not'

Logg Inn

Sounds like something out of ikea catalog

My shirt that says "I didn't have sex with my sofa" has a lot of people asking questions.

ikke means icky

hadde = had
med = mit = with
usanne = {嘘|うそ} = false

EZ

Reading Norweigian is easy, keeping up with American politics is not. This guy for sure had sex with a sofa, right?

Once again American politics is revolving around a B plot from an episode of Nip/Tuck