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[-] driving_crooner 31 points 1 month ago

The couch was the top 😳

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

top-use-words SIT. Now for your daily CBT session.

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

ZERO cock confidence

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

he always looks like a little kid that was put into a machine that prematurely ages you and makes you out of shape. like he's gonna just keel over from some some kind of thyroid or gland thing that used to only happen to inbred kings who ingested nothing except buttermilk and sweetened meats while laying in a giant bed for 30 years.

you know how when infants barf/spit up, it's like they don't really notice. their just sitting there and then a bunch of white fluid falls out of their mouth onto their onesie, and they just keep on making the same face, doing what they were doing.

i feel like JD is gonna do that.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Post of the day

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I know it's beside the point, but holy shit what a hideous shirt and tie

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

We all know you should mix as many patterns as possible

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

JD Vance looked disgusting- It looks like his tie is the wrappers of those strawberry grandma candies on top of graph paper- in his suit before late night. Very very disrespectful.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

The only JD I respect is Juche Dad juche

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 month ago

Twitter manosphere bullshit about posture

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The couchussy is facing the world, his cock is facing another slimmy man

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Oh, okay.

..I don't think I want to get this anymore.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I want you to know english is not my native language. I had to learn it through many years of (not that much tbh) effort and discipline

And I used this knowledge to write that disgusting fucking garbage you read.

It makes me feel like the NASA nerd who used the Mars robot to draw a dick and balls.

It makes me feel like Walter White getting a PhD on how to make even more harmful fentanyl

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He looks like a fat college freshman who already bears too much resemblance to his middle aged self. He's like a walking ourobouros. I can't look at him

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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