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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aren't you legally obligated not to sell it as a condition of buying one? I thought Elon was making people keep them to keep the value up.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone at the neighborhood barbecue when this loser drives past: point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

I'd like to think I was the final straw because I gave him the full-on

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does tesla have a tipline. I think selling their vehicles second hand breaks TOS!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

Hmm, this might violate my stance on snitching

But then again, it would be very funny...

[–] Des@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

yeah lets brick that thing.

in more ways then one

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it does look like a joke car. it’s also rlly funny seeing a $115,000 listing of FB marketplace

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listing something expensive is begging to be robbed lol. Like you just let everyone know you can afford a $100k thing willy nilly like that

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I mean if you keep driving around in a cybertruck you achieve the same thing but in real life.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look at the ugly plastic wheel trim

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It damages the tires, lol hahaha

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that shit box is so expensive, it makes me feel richer just knowing I wouldn't buy one even if I had a zillion dollars.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

On the other hand, it’s a giant visible marker indicating who has a lot of money. If you were to follow them or put a GPS on them, you can probably rob them because they’re likely idiots with no spatial awareness and leave with something nice.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The price would have to come down a lot more than that

[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you'd have to pay me to take it and then I'd sell it for scrap metal

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Yep, this is your daily reminder that those "steel" body panels are just plastic with a thin sheet of stainless foil on the very outside

I remember libs laughing at Trabant for having plastic on metal frame, turns out they love when it's the other way.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

There's loads of these for sale everywhere. People are trying to get out of their stupid investment before the hype evaporates and with the depreciation crash.

[–] I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

finally started seeing one of these around and it really stirs the urge to prank someone

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Get a drone with a drop feature. Put something funny and permanent as the payload. Or vinegar

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

i've been meaning to point and laugh at these idiots, but when it comes to doing it I chicken out because i'm afraid their bruised ego might cause them to use it as some sort of knife on wheels

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Bullying works.