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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Noooo I put you in front of the soy wojak you can't call ME a soyboy wojak-nooo

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The best response would have been to embrace the chad version of the soyboy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArAQxXJPD3Q

[–] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

It was probably a bit account, but I did a search for him on here to see if the topic came up and somebody was pretending to be him doing research for a video.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago (3 children)

God. I wish soy worked like chuds say it does...

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to get bimbofied for simply drinking soy milk

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

cowardly behavior

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You WILL eat the tofu

You WILL drink the soy milk

You WILL be a bimbo and you WILL be happy

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

You don't have to take anything to transition, just eat tofu actually

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Ever notice how utterly fine and indifferent the typical "soyboy" uttering chud is with processed meats, packed with actually-endocrine-affecting hormones and preservatives and other toxic additives? thinking-about-it

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Eating MEAT makes you MANLY so it DOESN'T count

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No but that's actually good estrogen because it's manly and uhhh me hunter meat uhhh Soy China uhh okay you just gotta watch this two hour Jordan Peterson ramble and then listen to Joe Rogan episodes #487-933, but you gotta find them on the internet archive because the WOKE SOYBOY executives of Spotify removed half of them for saying the N-word

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do seriously suspect that the hormones in meat are seen as good to them because there's BLOOD and KILLING and they can LARP as manly hunters that just hunted down those chicken nuggies.

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'd imagine it's either that or they say "nuh uh it doesn't actually have estrogen"

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know we all know this but it doesn't have estrogen in it. Like a lot of foods, it has phytoestrogen, and there's no conclusive evidence that it has any affect on humans. Eaters of meat are consuming actual estrogen when they eat borgor because kkkapitalist food production is putting estrogen supplements and other hormones and steroids into animal feed to make them grow bigger and faster.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

George Costanza "Koko the Monkey" ass moment

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[–] blame@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

anon considers introspection