It’s so easy to order cheap shit from a white label manufacturer, stamp “freedom” on it, and sell it to the hogs for a 5000% markup
Just going into their replies with ancient anti-shaving rhetoric
What, you are shaving your face? Why are you trying to look more like a woman?
You know who else shaves? THE RED CHINESE
Yes 
im actually surprised this isn't the line for these manly men... getting manly men's faces as smooth as a lady's legs seems like it might cause this patriot razor company to eat shit and die
i'd like to post about how they're the best for shaving my armpit hair, chest, and legs but don't work so well on my beard
lol, this isn't even the first ”anti-woke” shaving grift, I remember one popping up when the Gillette ad was new. Which was about five years ago.
They mention how much they love America on their site, but not one mention of where the razors are made 
not one mention of where the razors are made
thank goodness they put "freedom" on the handle, otherwise I might turn into a girl!
looks at gilette razor oh okay that's why I'm trans
More like Girlette
Freedom*
*Does not include the freedom to exist as a black, gay, or trans person
no freedom to decide whether you want to bear a pregnancy either
Lenin quote about bourgeois "freedom" being freedom for slaveowners remains true
Btw no muslims
all cartridge razors are a scam, this one is just slightly more of a scam than all the other ones
Also incredibly wasteful. You can't recycle the cartridges like you can with traditional razor blades.
Virtue Signaling is when you think lgbtq people and poc are allowed to live and not when you tell all your fashoid friends you obsess over brands that cater to your said fascism.
Always thought about selling trumpian t-shirts at rallies at big markup.
Brace Belden's t-shirt is probably the best one:
❎ Democrat
❎ Republican
✅ Gay Guy
Except where I am they'd be "fuck Trudeau" t-shirts, stickers, etc.
God it would be so easy to fleece these hogs were I willing to buy a bunch of "fuck Trudeau" merch and set up an "anti-woke" t-shirt stand
Buy a bunch in bulk from China, go to the meetup spot, and then sell them out the back of your car.
Already missed the boat on peak money making, but I think there are still enough stupid in lifted trucks that you can make money.
"I shave my facial hair with "patriot shave" - the closest shave - for the sense of gender euphoria it provides"
Reminds me of the person whose nationality is male and gender is American
Real men shave with a bayonet and use diesel fuel for lotion. Just like Jesus did it.
i've got a group of guys i get together with so we can reconnect with our caveman roots. we go out in the woods, shoot guns, drink beer, and don't do ANYTHING gay. we aren't a bunch of woke sissies. we don't get oiled up and fuck each other, and if you ask us if we do then we're gonna beat your ass. and don't ask us if we suck each other off and bukkake whoever showed up to the function last either because we don't do that and it's weird you would even suggest we do. where would you have gotten that idea from? and no, i don't have to lie to my wife about what i'm doing with these men in the woods, i tell her exactly the truth, we're not being gay so shut the fuck up
Yo can I hang out with you guys? I need to do more hetero stuff that doesn't involve my wife and does involve a bunch of gays. I mean guys. What's the opposite of a Freudian slip?
we're always looking for more (discreet) guys who want to get in touch with their caveman roots
If I were a terrorist cell I would finance my terrorisms by selling miniature American flags after every successful terrorism.
Guaranteed Satisfaction Guaranteed
I wonder if that's there the way deliberate spelling and punctuation errors are in "Nigerian prince needs your bank account info" scams, to filter out people that won't dive deep enough.
Aw fuck this is the dunk tank or I’d ask for a recommendation on a good razor.
double-edged safety razor + a 100 pack of blades
cartridge razors are a scam
Definitely do what other posters have suggested and get yourself a double edged safety razor and a pack of blades. I've probably spent maybe $20 on shaving in the past year or two and get much better shaves than with any cartridges
I second the DE razor.
I've been shaving my head off-and-on with the Gillette cartridge 5 blade razor that's a scam to the rest of these safety razor hipsters for going on two decades and have bought maybe two or three costco packs of razors in that time. So about $10/yr. When I'm shaving ~3x/wk I thinkI get a couple months out of a cartridge at least.
Any of the subscription services are scams tho for sure.
I don't shave body hair tho so ymmv.
Here pal, lemme give you a real close shave. 
Bit idea: do this grift but it's just rebranded Gillette razors at a 400% markup.
isn't that the patriot shave thing already?
Bit idea: It's literally Gillette razors, brand name included
"These are selfish grifty assholes that virtue signal about their lack of virtues to signal and add a markup because it looks more tacticool and performatively manly. Based!"
You wouldn't catch me using a cuck's toothpaste! 
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