thesis: California is worst
antithesis: Texas is worst
synthesis: Yankkkees are the worst and those are the two largest subdivisions of them
every kind of american is the most annoying person but they're up there
This is Floridian erasure
Floridians at least have that wacko redneck charm to them.
Don’t forget the gusano contingent
Gusanos, elderly, rednecks and Scientologists all packed into a drained swamp land full of gators... probably fine
"It's sugar, man!"
After 40+ years in California, specifically around the "nice" part of it that tech bazingas flocked to and gentrified since the 90s, I can say...
If they're not the most annoying, they are definitely up there with smug insufferable emptiness that is stuffed with treats and fad-chasing. Ever meet a woman whose personality was "yoga, wine, and tormenting retail/restaurant workers?" Ever meet a man whose personality was "bibeo bame and P R E S T I G E T V?"
Strong contenders for annoying people contests.
After 40+ years in California
UlyssesT is Californian, the hypothesis is reinforced!
jk ulysses this is meant in well intended jest, I'm on the pro-UlyssesT postin' train
The ribbing is well received... and maybe well deserved.
It may take years for all of that second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness to fully wash out. 
second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness
I've never thought that of your posts, imo I think you just have an energy and intensity that might rub some people the wrong way sometimes, but that's okay because it's just you being you and not vibing with their vibes, it's not an annoying thing or something to overly think over and feel bad about. Can't please everyone, so whatever, haters
again, i think you're a valuable addition to the site and I'm glad you're back postin', although I hope that isn't at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions when you engaged in your recent Long Log-Off
I appreciate the vote of confidence.
although I hope that isn't at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions
Sometimes it can be, I admit! Fortunately, this is an easygoing time at the moment (which is why I decided to log in again recently), but I better not get too addicted to posting. It may take hold of me, and I would resent its absence.
Texans. I say this as a dumbass from Texas.
death to (and I cannot stress this enough) ALL of America
The only time I actually felt judged for being from bum fuck nowhere was when talking to a Californian. They reek of holier than thou
I got judged by a San Franciscan for being from Chicago.
Overheard californian family in Chicago talking about the great lakes "well they're nice but they're no ocean"
that has been my experience everywhere i've lived because i grew up in a flyover state that most americans probably can't even point out on a map
I met a lot of people from a lotta places in the US. I met a lot of people from Texas. maybe a half dozen of them weren't in dire need of an ass kicking.
Florida seems worse
I'm from Ohio, we literally gave you JD Vance, what more do you want from us to prove that we are the actual worst? couch-fucking competitions at the state fair? MORE sanctimonious lectures? piles of corncobs and cholesterol?
Ohio gave us the perfected version of this meme at least.
I've lived in many states and ohio is the worst one.. it's more redneck than actual rural farm states like the dakotas
You could be from the state that gave the American electoral system Sarah Palin.
Is Ohio known for hot couches, or is that another place?
yes
and that god awful chili
Home furnishing rizz.
spouse & I agree on this placement of Skibidi
All American's are fairly equally annoying.
maybe, but definitely the most self-centered you'll find anywhere
people in CA literally act as if they're the only person who exists in the whole world, all the time, by default
California has the most annoying yuppies, but not the most annoying overall.
Yes. It's partially the accent but everything else doesn't help.
one of my clients has a contract with a guy out there and we always give him shit for his accent by doing that cartoonish snl skit voice. "Just get on the 101 and let it drop you off where you belong!"
Do not get on the 101. It has traffic jams at 3 AM.
Not up here (Eureka) it doesn't!
My bad, I forgot there was a California outside of LA
Come visit!
Speaking as a Californian
Yes
Yeah. The accent is the worst. And if you meet one outside of America you are guaranteed to have found a particularly ripe specimen
Repeat after me:
"Melk."
"Pellow."
Some of the most annoying people in the world are Californians, but in my own experience they're statistical outliers and should not be counted.
Otherwise "most annoying people" is such a broad, non-specific category that you could make a case for basically any group of 2 or more people being the most annoying. I'm personally annoyed by Seppophilic Norwegians and by Seppos in Norway, and I doubt anybody else is gonna mention those types of people.
There is a reason "Ohio" became a meme, just saying. But still I'd pick a random Ohio person over a CA person.
as an Ohioan, I will enthusiastically concur
we are the worst
just look at us
One of my favorite Skyrim mods turns the dragons in the game into flying fire-breathing geographic Ohio state models.
I just got back from Oregon, and that was pretty annoying. Maybe Oregon is just a moon of California so it doesn't really count to treat them as separate phenomena.
Depends on if it's the Portland side, or out east where it's mostly a bunch of Idaho-adjacent white supremacists
No, I am the most annoying person
Aha so like where is minneapolis? Is that a state or a cityy
I mean, I can't judge, if I'd not seen one with me eyes...
God, I hope so!
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