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https://xcancel.com/marcelvanhattem/status/1829729347873227190

does this dork know how funny he is? 🤣

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 71 points 1 week ago

My dignity is worth much more than that

no, you're posting on twitter

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

All that bootlicking and the bootlicker is calling it tweeting instead of "le epic X" i-cant

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I noticed today shortlinks from x.com still redirect to t.co.etcera teehee, what fun

elon of youre reading this, I hope youre enjoying this jaunt, such a shame if it didnt work out! Let that sink in!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

When the most divorced dad in the world's extended midlife crisis tries, in vain, to make everyone agree with how epic Xtreme Everything was in the 90s.

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Hello, it's not Le epic x. It's call xhitting 😂😂😂😂

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Did my-hero ever specify what tweeting was supposed to be called after Le Epic X rebranding? Serious question.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

according to google they're just called posts now

WAoW

Many innovation sir

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

"Tweeting" was like saying "xerox" for an action being associated with a brand. Attempting to unravel that is incredible self-sabotage for a company.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

"I am posting on Le Epic X, the Everything App and Bastion of Radical Free Speech (don't say 'cis!')" berdly-smug

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

I thought he was the one calling them xhits?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Xitter Xhitter. kelly

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I xhat myself from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[-] roux@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago

You use the VPN to access Shitter. I use the VPN to steal movies from Paramount. We are not the same.

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

I was gonna say dont post anything you wouldn't want read back in court but actually i think thatd be funny

the prosecution having to explain your joke to some 70 zombie but roux was not joking, your honour

😱

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Me, in internet court, hearing my crimes getting read out loud:

troll phoenix-sweat edgeworth-smug morshupls speech-side-l-1 rebus-1rebus-2

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I really hope I get done for defamation one day 😈

[-] roux@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

"Mr. Roux, do you have anything to add before you are sentenced?"

"Yes, piracy is praxis, your honour. Oh, also pigpoop"

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

I hope someone reports him so he gets send to the lulag

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

God I love hexbear for it's truly unhinged memes

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

That's a Slammer™ classic

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Tweeting $10,000

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

I will pay untold amounts to bootlicker

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

InB4 twitter superBLUpremium, R$50000 a post, your lord and master is guaranteed to "like" it (shares cost extra, unless youre promoting a Holocaust denier)

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

"I'll keep drinking that garbage" energy lol

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

No, we will continue to eat the Nazi burgerslop! Save us, my-hero

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Blue eyed white guy named van hattem: por favor senhor muske, my country brasil yearns for freedom (nazi posts)

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

this guy's family crypt is lined with ten centimeters of lead and still hitler-detector goes fucking wild

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Avô Van Hattem

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

libertarian-approaching Elon raising the prices for blue checks after reading his bootlickers are willing to spend 10,000 USD to be embarrassing on the Internet

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

I will keep posting on twitter to keep my dignity as a truly free and representative native son of Brazil, or my name isn't Matthias von Totenkopf-SonderkommadoSS.

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 week ago
[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Good impression of Alexandre!

I was reading about OJ simpsons murder trial and got side tracked, this was shared by Caitlyn Jenner it was the first thing I saw. I dont have an account, I was just checkin' in on my enemies.

It's not as if we can escape this fucking circus at the moment anyway, I'd take this shit over peoples hot takes on trans women in sports any day.

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

I just meant the people that are on twitter complaining about twitter. Those people annoy the heck outta me. Just stop using it

[-] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

You know what? I'm gonna use Twitter even harder.

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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Protesting over a foreign social media site? Lmao Brazilians have many talented software engineers, I'm sure they can either move to the fediverse or make their own cool twitter clone. These dumb fascists are so married to their treats, they can't live without them, so they have to riot in response to them being taken away

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

What does Le Epic X Dot Com have left to offer besides infinite The_Dunk_Tank material?

very-smart from my analysis, it has only dunk material left

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

That's okay, I'll still keep screenshotting that garbage! a-little-trolling

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Dredge is the only path forward for twitter

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Drej is the only path forward for Twitter.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I will DIE for my right to be racist on the racist X site.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

berdly-actually even the bootlicker called it "tweeting."

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

He's going to what? Tweeting? What's that, I'm over here Xing baybey

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'd love for them to fund some social service Elon hates entirely with fees collected from people addicted to tweeting

[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

:tiniest-violin:

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Using a VPN to access the racist echo chamber, bravo. Thanks for pointing out the injustice.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

"Dignity is worth more than that" he says on a 4klan wannabe site. Doesn't even call it X cat-confused

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Get out of Brazil, please

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