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When I said to some random lib "y'all would support a fucking waffen SS if he was against Trump" a while back, I meant it as an hyperbole. I didn't expect to be this literally correct.
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I'll never forget all the "Sure the Nazis were had. Yes the SS was an all-volunteer "worst of the worst ideologically driven" part of the overall Nazi army... but were they all so bad?""
The libs will cry glistening crocodile tears of sympathy for the first movie (or Broadway theater) treat to say "what if SS officer... but nice?"
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I've stopped using hyperbole with libs, no matter how outrageous, or how low your expectations for them are, they'll always stoop lower.
Libs thirsting for the Hitler endorsement.
"Just think of how silly conservatives will look after George W BUSH endorses Kamala"
finished doming himself
helping hitler finish himself
100% sounds like he’s just talking about sucking off Hitler.
I'd politely swallow my fucking desire
It sounds like he'd swallow Hitler's "desire" to me
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for fucking real what did Donald J Trump personally do to these brainlessly vapid libs for them to fantasize about voooottting for Adolph Hitler?
He’s fuckugly and a massive prick on a personal level. And since optics is all that matters to liberals, he’s the worst politician in history.
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Didn't Canadian libs honor nazi veterans in parliament?
Yeah they do it often apparently, they like Ukronazis because they were good patriots fighting off Russia! In 1944!! 
Yeah just under a year ago, I remember because it was like a week before October 7 when those same libs suddenly pretended to care about antisemitism so they could support genocide in the present
No way to prevent fascism, says ideology that keeps letting fascists in.
Lesser Evilism in praxis.. is voting for Himmler instead of Hitler
Least scratched liberal 
My favorite genre is when liberals will, unprompted, fabricate imaginary scenarios where they give Hitler a smooch
Vat is zis orange fuck?
Karl Marx's reaction after I travel back in time and show him this:
“at least he liked dogs” speaks to the dehumanization white Americans view the rest of the world with.
“He may have hated and wanted to exterminate vast groups of actually people, but he also liked dogs.” Go fuck yourself.
You'll never see these same people bringing up how Lenin liked cats. Funny that.
No, these same people would lecture you on how immoral you are to support AES states against the US, but would gladly imagine shaking Hitler’s hand if he helped against an orange man who makes them uncomfortable
The right wing is also anti cat. I have nothing to back this but vibes and personal experience. Dogs are generally happy Lil willing slaves and I kinda find their eager to please attitude kinda pathetic, they're still cool but I wish they have more dignity. Cats are the leftist normie pet
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It also is so maddening just how little of expectations fascists are held to.
Meanwhile even the most moderate member of even BLM can’t even drink water without being subjected to the most unforgiving of scrutiny.
“Oh, I thought someone like you would think water is racist? Ain’t that right, you reverse-racist SJW?!”
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BUT HECKIN DOGGO PUPPY WUPPY SIEGHEILERINO 
liberals need to be extinguished 
When 100% Hitler endorses 100% Hitler against 100% Hitler, you better dang listen to him.
I apologise for mischaracterising liberals as wanting to vote for 99% Hitler instead of 100% Hitler.
They actually want to vote for 100% Hitler instead.
Mark my words, at least some of the “failed liberal” intellectual dark web types are going to be re-absorbed into the Democratic Party/liberal sphere after they declare that the democrats have “learned their lesson”.
I am going to laugh like a madman if we see Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, or any gamergate grifter like Carl Benjamin say “we’re liberals again. The dems have learned their lesson.”
That’s the lathe I humbly gift to you, fellow hexbears. If you want a vision of the future, it’s dems as the rational-skeptic-YouTubers, and republicans somehow even more mask off as the “yeah, we’re the bad guys! Suck it!” crowd like BAP and Hans Kristian Graebener
What's that DE line about moralists and beliefs?
The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really have beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is control. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.
What a banger
Well 99% Hitler was endorsed by actual Hitler over 100% Hitler. I'm going with Hitler on this one
don't you love our democracy? so much choice
Libs will post shit like this and yet the one time someone did fire at Trump they rallied the wagons about how dangerous political violence is
What is it fuckos, is Trump such an existential threat that you've got to ally with Hitler to deal with him, or what?
In what world is Trump worse than literally Hitler?
usa is a neoliberal empire which is way worse than some failed fascist state that got crushed 80 years ago. Bush, churchill, biden, whoever, all worse than hitler
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Getting closer to believing Madam Hillary when she called Bernie full of shit.
Second comment has a point, we should encourage people like Dick Cheney to become better. Which is why I support communal compost bins being installed in all residential areas!
why should they ever bother trying to be a “better person”
There’s lots of reasons to be a better person aside from “random people online might think better of you”
The Saturday morning cartoon plot arc where the Heroes have to team up with the Baddies to fight the Even Bigger Baddies and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind.
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Saw this in person earlier and it's just...
HOW ARE YOU THIS DENSE?
Well here we are, we knew the day would come: the liberals have finally arrived at "thank you Mr Hitler"
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