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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's even trying to step into The Zucc's Rome stanning thing, but without the actual gladiatorial combat thing. Too bad; I'm sure the Zucc would eat him alive. Literally, maybe. sicko-wistful

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Zucc is definitely leading the "billionaire most likely to cannibalize" pool

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Sweet baby rays

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

I think he's already done it.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

when the Drej fire the laser beam we can't forget about all the bootlicker accounts but also the tech media's role in evangelizing the con, 'ooh ahh melon-musk shifted the timeline again, time to repeat it all starry eyed', they helped build this up through the years

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I was tempted to make this Drej Tank material for sure, but I think the Drej Queen is still overloaded from the last feedback pulse of bazinga from a previous thread.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

He looks like he's a resident of Innsmouth

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What drug allows him to just completely lack the awareness of what a dork he is?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

At least when I do self induced ego death I just go dimension hopping for a few hours and occasionally run into revolutionary figures or have deep conversations with puppies.

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

For real? I didn’t think that was a side effect.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

These are unfathomable levels of pathetic.

[–] Jobasha@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

This makes me feel much less embarrassed about that time in middle school I made crudely drawn comics of me and my classmates as special forces operators.

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