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Further adventures in reporter voice by new york crimes
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This is beyond passive voice
Sneering voice. They know.
I hope a huge crater appears around NYT building after Russia says it struck a militant center with an Avangard glide vehicle
woops! we just put these two completely disconnected events in the same headline! how clumsy of us!
"Crater develops in Gaza after kinetic incident."
That might only get the silver medal in today's Most Despicable NYT Article competition. This one implies that every bombing of a school is justified:
Unwilling to Be Human Shields, Some Gazans Turn Gunmen Away From Shelters
(Different headline in the archived version, but that's what it says on the front page right now)
Could have been meteors, could have been the bombing, who's to say?
The Earth just does that sometimes
Hamas made the craters with their tunnel-digging shovels, as a joke
BREAKING: Activity recorded at astronomical observatory days prior to devastating meteor strike now linked to Hamas
Man those craters just appeared like that? Crazy
"to target a militant center" 
Yeah, for sure.
God the "militant" is such ratfuck wording. "Military center" implies an official organization. "Militant center" implies Palestine is training civilians to do terrorism.
Actually it makes perfect sense. If you don't recognize your adversaries as legitimate states, then they don't have any official organizations, meaning any fighting back is automatically terrorism.
Military age male
Imperialist passive voice.
Unrest At Army Base
Two buildings reportedly fallen, according to new york mayor. saudis claim to target cia hq
FAMILIES MISSING AAAAAAAAHHHH
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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