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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dog it's the end of September and it's 110° degrees outside right now.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Can you feel the hard work of keeping civilization going? my-hero

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every single ipcc report has drastically under-estimated both the amount of heatig and the rate at which heating is accelerating.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I despair at the people who see that and take from it "the IPCC is therefore always lying, doesn't know anything, and we should burn more fossil fuels"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I hope aliens do invade and try to save the few of us humans who did nothing wrong from fascists.

Imagine being an intergalactic archaeologist and you stumble upon earth. After some research you and the rest of your team have to explain with a straight face that the species known as ‘human’ went extinct because saving the planet was too unpopular.

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Climate scientists being off by 20% on a century long prediction is "credibility diminishing" but elon musk saying provably false information every day incessantly is actually cool and smart.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This selective shit really pisses me off. This dude said there'll be millions on mars in 20 years. Solar city hyperloop robotaxi all BS. Full Self driving kicked down the road. Turned shittee into the biggest disinformation peddler on the net. But climate scientists are the ones with dimishing credibility

This dude said there’ll be millions on mars

Millions of dollars into more or less faulty probes

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

so-true "Heh... off by 20%! Goes to show how little the 'experts' know!"

soypoint-1 "E~L~O~N SAYS MARS COLONY BY 2012 I MEAN 2020 I MEAN 2024 I MEAN 2026 I MEAN" soypoint-2

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude sells EV’s for a living and he’s standing up for the competition…

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

New bit: A CHUD who wants to cancel Elon Musk because he sells EVs and built a brand on sustainability, and also had pro-lgbt things to say in the past and never apologized for any of it.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro posted this the day after Hurricane Helene, which put USA at the same number of Cat. 4 or 5 landfalls in the last, like 8 years, as all the previous 50-ish

You better start believing in extreme climate experiments Mr. Musk...you're in one

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

lathe-of-heaven Cat 4 rapid intensification storm wipes out SpaceX Texas.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can someone please launch this prick in to the sun?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

Takes a lot of energy. Cheaper just to fling him out into space so he can watch everything get darker and darker as we leave him behind.

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I'm hedging my bets on someone shoving him into the first test ship to Mars to start a bloody corporate succession war over who inherits the Alpha Bazinga's holdings.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s scary to think that the wealthy and politically powerful think like him. Makes you realize we’re absolutely getting the worst case scenario.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When the choices are socialism or barbarism and the barbarians rule us already. marx-doomer

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~God's Strongest Soldier~~

Shell's Strongest Soldier

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

He could drop evs tomorrow and start making gas cars and I doubt anyone would notice or care.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

He could drop evs tomorrow and start making gas cars and I doubt anyone would notice or care.

Chuds would more openly and cheerfully buy his garbage. It's the smartest business move at this point for him.

[–] hfiwg@reddthat.com 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

leave the farmers alone

I hate that argument. Most food production in the imperial core comes from like a few highly industrialised corporations ruthlessly exploiting cheap labour from eastern europe. We' re not in 1800 anymore where "the farmer" is just some humble person selling their produce on the local farmers market. And even if they were it wouldn't make them immune to progress

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Holy shit, so much propaganda is wrapped around the idea that a “farmer” in the modern day is a kindly old white man tending to his fields and not some landed gentry millionaire who has immigrants doing all the real work under the table.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

He said a whole bunch of nothing as usual. No wonder he steals memes and quotes others.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

“Guys think of the poor corporations that are an active threat to humanity!”

L + ratio + nice commodity fetishism + kid named nuclear + other kid named rapidly growing renewables + cope.