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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago

Greatest sexual self-own since Shapiro’s “my wife has never had a wet-ass pussy.”

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

I can't think of that song without thinking of kubrick-stare's "Wet-Ass P-Word" parody.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Honestly, I don’t think even he takes what he says seriously. Dude is scum of the earth, but this is literally to get a reaction out of people

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Even if that is the case I'm not sure people pointing and laughing is his intended reaction.

[-] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

"haha i'm terrible in bed! cope and seethe liberals"

everyone thinks he's terrible in bed

"fools! i was merely baiting you! i have won!"

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean yeah, it’s a bit. More specifically, it’s Dick Masterson’s bit from the 90s. I grew up watching this guy on Ricki Lake and it’s been surreal seeing Tate just shamelessly bite his persona.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

These manosphere types talk about woman's orgasm like its the shroud of turin i-cant

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Are they laughing "ha ha they think we don't believe in orgasms" in their forums somewhere or are we supposed to read this straight?

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

unironically he might be asexual. he talks about sex as if all that's in it for him is the power dynamic of doing the fucking. very similar to trump in that regard actually.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I suspect what he gets off to is the hatred and the power trip of his SV shit. Like "RooshV" of BAAAAAAAAAAAANG infamy, there's no room for joy when it's all some rage filled power game for such chuds.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The sort of guy that has brutalised sex out of themselves and can only imagine everyone is doing it for domination and bragging rights among the bros

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing as how Trump hooked up with a pornstar and all he did was raw dog her, I think you have a point.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

I see too many manosphere types saying the "Female orgasms aren't real!" kind of shit so often that I genuinely can't believe it.

It has to be like a secret bit "between the bros" or something at this point. This is just absurd.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

The most euphoric of the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" cryptofascists even go as far as claiming that there's no scientific purpose for feeemale orgasms, therefore they can't exist.

Because feeemales experiencing pleasure during sex would have no scientific purpose. galaxy-brain

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

Because feeemales experiencing pleasure during sex would have no scientific purpose.

It doesn't. The female orgasm couldn't solve a single mathematical theorem

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

My partners orgasm has never defended its dissertation either.

Checkmate liberals.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I've never seen an ORGASM cook me DINNER

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not surprised, but way to tell on yourself, fucking bozo packwatch

Chrome-dome over here can't even pass the bare minimum

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

just a big old wrinkly brain up there.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

If he can't make it happen, it doesn't exist.

He's such a narcissist that he can't even see what a self own it is to say what he said out loud while so many of the rest of us can attest that-

volcel-judge

... You get what I mean.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, I literally heard the volcel judge in my head clear his throat to make himself known.

che-smile

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I imagined volcel dredd slowly and motionless like a statue sliding horizontally with grinding stone noise with that scowl, and a doubletake you wise up lmao

[-] Babs@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Had anyone considered that he might be gay? Like one of those "eww vaginas are gross 🤢" sorta misogynistic gay guys? I just get that vibe sometimes.

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's a prominent theory, actually

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't his whole brand about the fact that he is supposedly a sex god? Complete and utter self-report.

How the hell is he considered a beauty standard?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's blind-leading-the-blind chuddery. They don't ask feeemales what is attractive, so they have this weird fixation on what they think is attractive to feeemales and want to back that up with coercion and violence.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

lewd discussion on sexBeing a "sex god", to the type of "man" Andrew Tate is, basically involves getting as many women as possible to sleep with you through general sleazy schemes and pick up artistry. The woman's pleasure doesn't factor once into the equation. As long as she acts out an adequate performance (act being the key word) and fakes an orgasm, that's enough. He knows the whole thing is fake but it doesn't matter, it's never spoken about and they move on and continue. Real life becomes an act of pornographic performance. That's his whole brand. Muscular guy with supercars sleeping with lots of hot women.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Living pornographic kayfabe, if you will

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't his whole brand about the fact that he is supposedly a sex god?

i actually don't think that's true for any of these guys. sexual competency requires a certain amount of empathy and compassion that none of these fucks are interested in. they really don't talk about it either. for the set that is most interested in the particular message of gender norms that they offer, the dominance is much more important than any notion of "pleasing women"

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is this some kind of weird neo-puritanism do-not-cum volcel-kamala incel pandering thing?

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

it is for some of the consumers of this, but in general it's just an appeal to the classic misogynistic notion of women as property

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm kind of glad I don't really understand these guys at all. "Feminism is the radical notion that women are people" is really trite right until it isn't.

[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing.

Why would someone post this; isn't "being terrible in bed" extremely bad for his brand?

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

de-rhetoric Trivial: Failure.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Was that originally said as a serious belief? jesse-wtf

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Omg it's the measurehead of sex i-cant

[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is what happens when you focus only on yourself during sex. Not surprising a man like this can't get us off.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

INCREDIBLE self own

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There are so many things I could say but all I can say is "is this your dude?"

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